*Crazy by Gnarls Barkly starts playing*
*Poppyjob comes out riding a zebra*
Poppyjob: hello this is prancing Zebra! Where I will test the highest intellectuals! Today I will be testing some of the some of the felolowship of the rings, Sméagol/Gollum, a wraith and some of my friends!
*all the contestants come on stage*
Poppyjob: all right the first question is….. What is the square route of pi?
Pippin: mushrooms?
Poppyjob: no… um next.
AliceCullen2: fruit? No wait cake! Fruitcake!
Poppyjob: were not old ladies here
Wraith: *screeches*
Poppyjob: I'm sorry I don't speak monkey… NEXT!
Nejigirl: TRICK QUESTION!
Poppyjob: that is….. Correct. Next question….. Remember to pick up the dry cleaning…. Milk, eggs…. Oh wait…..NEXT QUESTION! Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Sméagol/Gollum: my precious!
Poppyjob: you're scary! And besides not everything is about you!
Legolas: there taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
Poppyjob: so tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him.
Gandalf: I'm right here!
Poppyjob: it was a rhetorical question! And that's wrong!
Frodo: because 7 ate 9!
Pippin: well that's a weird thing to eat!
Sam: he should have eaten some taters!
Sméagol/Gollum: Taters? What's tater?
Sam: PO-TA-TOS! Boil them, mash them stick, them in a stew!
Merry: with nice crispy bacon!
Poppyjob: NO! THIS ISN'T ABOUT FOOD! Next question! What is a Baconater?
Pippin: dose it steal my bacon?
Nejigirl: NO! It's a sandwich at Burger King!
Alicecullen2: not Burger King, Wendy's
Poppyjob: Alicecullen2 is correct! Next question! What happened to Jack and Jill?
Sméagol/Gollum: They went up, up, up the stairs and never came back!
Poppyjob: What?
Sméagol/Gollum: They stoled the precious!
Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
Poppyjob: You guys are weird!
Alicecullen2: They…. Um, um…
Merry: They wanted brandy, in pints!
Nejigirl: NO IT WAS CHOCOLATE MILK! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! THEY WENT TO CANDY LAND TO FIND IT BECAUSE 7 DRANK ALL THEIR MILK AFTER EATING 9!
Poppyjob: I don't understand you!
Alicecullen2: OH YEAH! They went up the hill to get water but then they fell down…
Poppyjob: Correct! NEXT QUESTION! What are the colors of Ireland's flag?
Nejigirl: IT'S PINK WITH PURPLE POLKADOTS WITH A SPARKLY UNICORN ON IT!
Poppyjob: I don't think so… THIS IS NOT FARY PRINCESS WORLD!
Frodo: what is possums united?
Poppyjob: not even close, that doesn't even make any sense you hippie! Stop smoking stuff it makes you weird-er!
Tangytay: Bush baked beans with a lemon drop on top of course, yes that's what mamma all ways said. If you got a problem fix it with a toothpick!
Poppyjob: yeah now I need a toothpick! Why you ask? To poke my problem!
Gandalf: I have a problem I suffer from hobbit syndrome, I see them everywhere!
Poppyjob: stop eating sugary cookies befor you go to bed Santa. Gosh!
Alicecullen2: I DON'T WANNA GROW UP I WANNA BE A TOYS R US KID!
Justin Biber: Like baby, baby, baby, OH!
Poppyjob: everyone got their toothpicks? Let's go poke our problem!
*everyone runs off chasing Justin Biber with toothpicks and crazy starts playing again*