1 Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter characters. If I did I'd be rich but I am not so be nice.
A Typical Monday Morning
It was Monday double potions first thing, Harry had been out all night partying. So, I guess you could say he was extremely tired, plus he had just found out he was gay. What do you do when you finally accept that your gay? Why, you tell your closest girlfriend of course. So, that is exactly what Harry did right before class began that Monday morning.
"Hermione don't tell Ron, I don't know how he'll react to this, but I'm gay and..."
"Don't worry Harry, Ron and I always knew you were gay from the first moment we met you." Hermione interrupted. Harry looked a little miffed at this statement. "Now on to my problem. I'm in love with Ron, I'd do anything for him [sigh] I've done everything I can think of to let him know I love him, But he doesn't get it."
Hermione paused for a second with another sigh, not noticing Professor Snape walk in and silence descend as he got ready to start the class.
"WHAT WILL I HAVE TO DO, STRIP DOWN NAKED GET ON HIS BED AND WAIT FOR HIM!!" Hermione yells. The class turns to stare at her.Harry snickers at the look on professor Snape's face as he pulls out Colin Creevey's camera and took a picture of his obviously shocked teacher.
Harry than turns to Hermione and replies "Most likely."
This is my second fic. Please review tell me it was funny.