Sirius and Remus are idiots. Do they really think they're hiding the fact that they love each other from me? One of their best friends? I mean, come on. Well, I'm going to do something about it and what better time than Christmas?

Disclaimer:I don't own anything you recognize...the inspiration came from a story I read earlier but I don't really remember what it is called...hehe oops

Christmas Day. A time to celebrate the birth of Jesus and give to love ones and those in need. Its also a time for parties and getting so drunk you can hardly remember what you did the night before. That's where I, Cooper Thomas, was with the infamous Marauders and half of the upper year Gryffindors. We were playing quarters, Lily behind James shaking her head when he missed or was given a drink, and I was successfully getting Sirius Black and Remus Lupin drunk off their asses.

My mission? To soon play truth or dare and get them to make out and finally show their feelings for each other. Everyone was in on the plan, minus Peter because he would give it away and screw it up. So far, it was going very well. I had Lily beside me to make sure I didn't stray from my goal and the two boys were swaying closer and closer to each other.

"I'm bored of this," I slurred. "Let's play truth or dare, what say you?"

James turned toward me and lifted his, once again, empty cup and yelled, "Aye Captain. Who shall be the first asker and who shall be the first askee?"

"I call asker," Sirius said, his head lolling in my direction. "Coop, truth or dare?"

Hm, Sirius drunk and asking me truth or dare. "Truth."

An evil grin crossed his face, "Is it true you are secretly dating Rebecca Warren from Ravenclaw?" Damn him.

"Yes, your point?" I raised an eyebrow at him, but James cut him off.

"Can I watch sometime?" Appalled, Lily and I both pummeled him with pillows and fists. "It was a joke, I swear. I'm very happy for you Coop now stop hitting me!"

I sat back in my seat as Lily gave him one more hit before setting my eyes on Remus. "My dear sweet Remus, truth or dare."

"Dare. Bring it on Coopy," he challenged. Oh, I will Remus, I will.

"I dare you to make out with Sirius. And I mean really make out with him, straddling him, tongue, everything." I smiled and gave Lily a sidewards glance. I smirked as I watched the two boys look at me with wide eyes, then each other, and then me again and visibly swallow.

(Remus' POV)

Was Cooper insane? She knew I liked Sirius and how crushed I would be if he remembered this and hated me for it. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I couldn't at least be friends with him.

I gulped as I stood in front of Sirius, staring into his dark grey eyes before I straddled him and lacing my fingers into his long, black hair. As I leaned in, I could feel his sweet breath against my lips before he closed the gap between us. Instantly, every nerve within my body was super charged. I felt every place our bodies touched and could feel is hand grip my hips and bring me closer to him, causing me to gasp and allowing him to slip his tongue into my mouth. I growled as I tried to gain dominance over his tongue and his hands roamed all across my back. Sirius moaned in response when I tried to pull away and he pulled me back, causing our groins to rub against each other, showing how much we each wanted the other.

After a good five minutes of snogging, which felt like pure bliss, we broke apart panting, and I stared into his eyes.

"Wow," Sirius whispered, lust, happiness, and an emotion I couldn't determine swam in his eyes as I nodded and climbed off him. I looked at Coop, who winked at me then turned and winked at Sirius. I turned away and looked at Peter.

"Um, P-Peter," I started then cleared my throat and tried again. "Peter, truth or dare?"

(Sirius' POV)

"Peter, truth or dare?" Damn him and that husky, sultry voice of his. If he isn't careful, I'm going to jump him and have my way with him. What was Cooper thinking? Just because she was able to find someone doesn't mean we all will be. God, what the hell am I going to do if we wake up tomorrow and he hates me?

I turned to look at Remus as Peter made his way over to Sara Tyler, Gryffindor slut and school idiot, to give her a lap dance and then claim the tooth fairy made him do it. Everyone laughed at her face to the point of crying except Remus and me. I couldn't stop thinking of our moment together. We made eye contact and I gave him a smile and a wink before looking away in embarrassment, missing his blush in return.

(Cooper's POV)

YES! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It worked. Eat that, Lily. Aw, look at those two. They keep blushing. I had watched Sirius and Remus make goo goo eyes at each other for the past two years and they now finally hooked up.

We stayed up for another hour or two before James finally passed out and Lily ordered the two love birds to take him up to the dorms and make sure he didn't die.

"Now, Lily," I began as we walked into our own dorms, "I think you owe me an apology and payment."

Lily smiled at me as she grabbed her shower things, "Not yet Cooper. We still have until New Years. If they aren't an official couple by then, I win. Though, to be honest, I want you to win. I'm sick of those two being to chicken to confess their feelings to each other."

"Kind of like someone I know, eh, Lily Evans." She threw her pillow at me before walking into the bathroom and shutting the door.