"We can do so many things with this balloon, Pat!" said SpongeBob cheerfully.
Patrick grinned from ear to ear (despite his apparent lack thereof). "Yes, let's go hang out with a whale!"
The two sea critters looked up at their prize, a shiny red balloon. They had just "borrowed" it from the balloon stand.
"We love borrowing!" they both cried at the top of their lungs with excitement.
The balloon abruptly popped, and the nylon fragments dropped to the sea floor.
"it… popped," said SpongeBob woefully.
They looked down at the mess and then looked up at one another. Then they screamed.
"What shall we do, SpongeBob?" writhed Patrick.
"I have procured the pieces!" announced SpongeBob.
"I have contained the helium-based inner shell!" chimed in Patrick. He and his yellow friend tried to repair the loss, but it was no use.
SpongeBob was so mad. He used his fists of iron to slam Patrick into next Tuesday.
"Michael Wazowski cow residue!" growled Patrick when he landed in the fruit stand. He inhaled a watermelon and then shot it out of his secret compartment.
The watermelon hit SpongeBob in the second major tooth and this killed his dental amazement.
"Curse you, Patrick! The thievery runs in your despised lineage!" roared SpongeBob. He then took out a mean rifle and blasted the pink starfish with pristine metal.
Patrick dodged and reached a hand out. He grabbed SpongeBob's tongue and then rocketed his elbow into it, breaking all of the tongue bones.
"My tongue bones!" cried SpongeBob. He then put a magic bean into Patrick's nonexistent nose.
Patrick winced in pain as a beanstalk grew out of his nose and straight to Asgard.
"You have offended the love of friendship, Patrick!" cried SpongeBob. "How could you do such vile evils!"
"I am the righteous doer!" snarled Patrick. He reached a toe out and cut off SpongeBob's legs with a pair of scissors.
"HIS LEG!" cried Fred as he witnessed the powerful fight of manly, macho madness and muscle monstrosity.
"You will indeed pay for your transgressions, Star!" hummed SpongeBob. He then perform an ancient ritual with his hands and sang in G major.
All of a sudden, Thor Odinson descended from the heavens and landed between the two naughty nautical neighbors. With him were Tree and Rabbit.
"BRING ME SQUIDWARD!" roared Thor as he brought down his mighty axe of love and purity.
Bikini Bottom was now in shambles. Squidward walked into the place and saw all the residents reduced to fish sticks. He ate them up and renounced his Octopus ways. "I am now a Titan."
Thor eyes Squidward with teenage angst. "You shall pay for killing Loki!"
"You mean… the Chaos Emeralds?" grinned Squidward as he enhanced his Squiddiness and became stronger than a supernova.
"Holy buttz! We're all gonna die!" screamed SpongeBob.
"We must promise to never take anything without permission again…" said Patrick in a determined way.
"Si, senor…" SpongeBob replied and then touched Patrick's newly acquired lollipop with his own. But Patrick's was already eaten.
Patrick was shocked. "All right, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?" said he. "I mean it."
THE END
THE GLORIOUS STINKIN' END
SQUIDWARD SNAPPED HIS TENTACLES AND WON