"Everyone walk in single file, please," Seitarou says in his most loud and authoratative voice. His tiny whispers are blown away by Yamato's booming shouts of excitement which are not helping at all, and the inmates continue to barrel down the corridor in the exact opposite of single file. They effectively trample Seitarou into the floor on their way by.
Hajime stomps after them, not noticing the smushed Seitarou as he mutters, "Why are we taking a vacation. Inmates don't need vacation." Then he smacks them all into submission. "Listen up, people! We are traveling to an activity cabin in the mountains for some stupid reason, so you all better be on your best behavior OR ELSE!"
"We knoooooow," says Rock impatiently. He gets an extra smack in the ear.
"Shut up and let me finish!" Hajime orders. "You will obey every order of mine, Yamato's, and Seitarou's. Where is Seitarou?"
"Over here, sir!" Yamato answers. He peels Seitarou off the ground.
"Do you inmates got it!" Hajime says.
"Yes sir!" they all reply just to make him shut up.
Hajime does what Seitarou could not and forces them to walk in single file the rest of the way to the boat. Kiji is waiting there with Honey and Trois. Samon tries to look taller beside Inori. Behind them are Liang, Upa, and Qi. Kenshirou and Musashi stand to the side, trying to find a place where the wind is not blowing Kiji's perfume into their faces.
"I decided to bring my inmates so I could surround myself with beautiful people instead of settling for unattractive brutes like all of you," Kiji is explaining as Hajime walks up.
"Well, I decided to bring mine because I'm a nice person," Samon growls.
"You mean we had a choice?" Hajime asks.
"Yeah. Are you deaf or something?" Samon says. "The announcement clearly said you may bring inmates if you wish. But it wasn't mandatory."
Hajime starts frantically rushing his inmates back toward the slowly closing doors of Nanba prison. No matter how he pushes, pulls, and yells, none of them cooperate and the doors close. He throws his hands up in annoyance. "Just great!"
"Heeeey wassup! This boat's about to leave, yo!" Mitsuru announces from the boat.
Hajime shakes his fist at the floating voice. "Mitsuru, why didn't you tell me I had the option to not bring inmates!"
"Oh didn't I?" Mitsuru says, sounding innocent. Everyone knows he's not. "I must've forgot!"
"Forgot, my butt," Hajime mumbles to himself as he heads toward the ramp. "Now I'm stuck watching these punks."
Uno overhears him. "I feel so underappreciated right now."
"I have no reason to appreciate you, now get on the dang boat!" Hajime roars. The inmates scramble up the ramp and into the boat with an angry gorilla stomping after them.
Samon herds his prisoners in next, trying not to laugh at Hajime's troubles and ending up making a weird snort. An aura of radiant handsomeness follows Kiji, Honey, and Trois up the ramp (in their heads). Kenshirou and Musashi board the boat like regular dignified people. Except the part where there was a frog and Kenshirou had to go fetch Musashi from where he'd run back to the prison doors, crying to be let back in.
Once everyone is onboard, the loudspeaker comes on again. "Is everyone ready!?" Mitsuru says.
Then the boat takes off. No one was ready. They all end up in a pile at one end. Not Kenshirou though. He just stood there. Honey and Trois smack heads. "Ow!" they both cry out pathetically.
Kiji explodes out from under the pile, nearly sending a few unsuspecting inmates overboard. He rushes over to his with a distressed scream, dragging them up by their necks and suffocating them in his overdramatic feather boa. "You need to be more careful! Your pretty faces will bruise up, we can't have that! Let's go get some ice."
"So who wants to go in the pool?" Qi asks.
Upa pretends like he doesn't want to go in the pool as he punches Qi in the stomach. "No one wants to do that. I'm going to meditate so be quiet."
"AHAHAHA What A NIcE daY, let US trAIn!" Yamato says way too loudly.
"Give it a break, will you, we're on vacation," Samon says as he rounds up his inmates. He can do it one hundred percent quicker than Hajime.
Hajime glares at him. Which was a mistake. He shouldn't have taken his eyes off his inmates. They are suddenly gone. "Where are you, you little $#^&s!" He goes rampaging off.
Yamato ignores all this and starts training anyway with Liang and Tsukumo. Samon shrugs and takes up a position where he can watch. Kenshirou lounges on a beach chair by the poolside, sipping his tea.
"CannonBALL!" Nico shouts. He ends up doing a bellyflop, but his ball and chain wings by and smashes the teacup out of Kenshirou's hand.
"Dang it, Hajime, control your prisoners!" Kenshirou storms off, mumbling about how this is not his problem. He decides to go find his actual problem, who probably found Mitsuru's secret stash of beer in the kitchen.
Hajime arrives at the poolside dragging the other three with him. He pulls Nico out of the pool by his foot. "That's it, you're all going to your cell until you can learn how to behave."
"We're on a boat, Hajime, there's no cell here," Jyugo points out.
"Is that so." Hajime throws them all into their cell.
"Whaaaat!" Rock says, shaking the bars and not budging them at all. "But...but we're on vacation!"
"Whatever man, when we get to the cabin he can't put us in any cell," Uno says.
"Wanna bet?" Hajime says.
"Actually, yeah, I'll take you up on that," Uno replies.
"Shut up! You're not allowed to make bets." Hajime takes an extra few seconds to glare at them threateningly. Jyugo gets seasick and throws up all over him, causing Hajime to slink away to the laundry room before any of the other supervisors can see him in this condition.
Qi is in the pool by himself because no one would go in with him. Inori is sleeping in a beach chair while pretending to supervise. Honey and Trois walk by with ice packs held to nonexistant injuries they think are there.
"Hey you guys, why don't you come in the pool with me?" Qi calls.
Honey and Trois look at Kiji like lost little ducklings. "Eh, why not. I could work on my tan," he says with a wave of his hand. And later I can go show off to Ruka and make him jealous. Kiji laughs creepily at his own thought. Inori snaps awake and scoots his chair away.
"Oh dear, I seem to have lost my glasses," Trois suddenly realizes.
Honey doesn't really care all that much from where he's hogging the best pool float. "Have you checked Kiji's feather boa," he says dismissively.
Trois goes and checks Kiji's feather boa. "Oh yes, here they are." He rejoins them in the pool and hogs the second best pool float. Qi is left with a lame pink flamingo shaped baby tube that is much too small for him. He tries to find the most comfortable way to lay on it and chill.
The peaceful calmness of the pool doesn't last long once Yamato finally finds his way there. "Yes this is perfect, we shall swim laps to strengthen our entire bodies, AAHAHA!" Tsukumo and Liang follow him into the pool where they swim laps and make the water all choppy. Honey and Trois struggle to hold onto their floats. Qi has long since fallen off. He never had a chance. R.I.P Qi.
Kiji screams. Samon thinks there is a woman on board for a second.
"DON'T splash me, you'll ruin my makeup!" Kiji moves his chair back really far. The splashes still reach him.
"Oh no, I hope you are all being careful in there. Shouldn't there be a lifeguard or something?" Seitarou says. Nobody notices him.
"LUNCHTIME!" Mitsuru shouts over the loudspeaker. Upa was meditating right next to it. There's an eighty-seven percent chance he's deaf now.
A few incidents later, everyone is gathered in the lunchroom. Mitsuru rushes around serving food to all the tables.
Seitarou awkwardly raises his hand. "Um, so if you're here, who's driving the boat?"
Mitsuru drops a tray of seafood salad on Liang's head in surprise. "NO ONE!" He speeds out of the room to go drive the boat. Liang starts eating seafood salad off his own head.
"That guy's a mess," Samon says. He too eats some seafood salad off Liang's head. Liang is basically just a plate now.
Spotting the seafood salad-covered Liang, Nico gets the wrong idea and screeches, "FOOD FIGHT!"
Hajime catches the hand that is about to fling a meatball through the air. "I don't think so," he says sternly. Nico stares at him, flicks his wrist and the meatball pathetically splats onto Hajime's boot. "WHAT DID I JUST SAY!"
It is too late. The food fight has started. Hajime manages to get Nico into handcuffs, then barges into the crowd of rowdy prisoners. Samon is trying his best to contain his inmates. Inori is trying too, but it's certainly not his best.
"You see here, Ninety-nine, for a good strong throw, you must pull your arm back like so," Yamato is explaining as he demonstrates how to throw a corn on the cob, "and then-" Yamato expertly pitches the corn like a pro baseball player. It sails right into the back of Seitarou's head.
Seitarou rubs his now buttery hair. "Deputy Superviser, please control yourself and then start controlling the inmates!" He adds another, "Please," in case he hadn't been polite enough.
After an intense decision-making session, Kiji chooses to hide under a table to protect his beautiful face, hair, and body from incoming food. "Honey, Trois, get your nicely-shaped butts under this table right now before one of you gets a stain!"
Honey is busy getting smacked in the face with a strawberry (thankfully it didn't leave a mark). "You'll pay for that, heathen!" Honey starts throwing any food he can grab that won't get his hands messy. Trois on the other hand is having a great time throwing silverware at people. Kiji's pleas for obedience go unheard, drowned out by Honey's angry yelling and Trois creepy laughing.
Musashi is throwing food every which way. Rock is trying to catch it in his mouth. Kenshirou is about to lecture Musashi but a handful of peas pelts him in the face. He just turns around and walks out. The other guards can handle this because his inmate didn't start it. Logic.
Jyugo throws a roasted potato slice as hard as he can towards Upa. The potato slice flies about two and one third centimeters before lamely plopping to the ground. Jyugo grabs it and tries again. He does this across the whole cafeteria. By the time he gets near his target, Upa is already gone.
Qi is the absolute most covered in every kind of food available right now. His glasses are smothered in smushed banana so he can't really see. He is blindly throwing tater tots and hoping he's landing some hits. Nico has rushed back into the fray and is trying to join even with handcuffs on. At least he's doing a better job than Jyugo.
Hajime is standing in the center of it all, shaking with anger. Somehow he has avoided being hit by anything. He catches a fork mid-air as it's flying toward his face and just holds it there. The whole room goes silent. You hear a whispered, "Ooooooooooh." Trois thinks it's a good idea to go hide under the table now.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Hajime yells. His face is red and his fist is clenched tightly around the fork.
Nico leans toward Liang. "I think Hajime's mad." Liang tiptoes around behind Samon, who is also mad but less scary.
"Everyone. Is going back. To their cells. Right. Now," Hajime says sternly.
Rock raises his hand a bit. "But I didn't finish my-"
"Shut it!" Hajime yells. "Now march!" His disheartened inmates slump away out of the lunchroom. Yamato escorts a slightly bruised Tsukumo out after them. (He was not as skilled at throwing corn on the cob as Yamato)
Liang kneels before Samon and bows his head in shame. A piece of shrimp is still caught in his braid. "I'm sorry, Supervisor. I didn't mean to start anything."
"It's fine, Number Two, it wasn't your fault," Samon says through his teeth, trying not to lose his temper while he attempts to wipe a mustard stain off his uniform. Who the heck throws mustard? "Now come back to your cell." Samon leads Liang and Upa out. Inori and Qi lag behind a bit. Qi finally has the brilliant idea to wipe off his glasses on the back of Inori's shirt so he can see. Inori is unaware of the banana mush on his back.
Kiji crawls out from under the table in as dignified a manner as possible. His eyes go straight to the single coffee cake crumb in Trois hair. "OH my GOODNESS look how dirty you are. To the shower with both of you!"
"But I didn't even get dirty!" Honey complains. He is no match for when Kiji is on a mission. They get pushed down the hall toward the showers.
Musashi is left standing in the lunchroom by himself. Not counting the unconsious Seitarou hanging off a table. Musashi shrugs and heads toward Mitsuru's secret stash of beer. He only gets three steps before Kenshirou walks back in and whisks his inmate away to a cell without a word. A pea rolls out of his cape as they leave the room.