The Gods at Hogwarts
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Every god and goddess hated the winter and summer solstices, for various reasons. Most hated that the banished Lord of the Dead, Harrison, would be returning to Olympus. Harry just hated it because he couldn't leave till the meeting was over, no matter how trivial and mindless it was. It didn't help that his two best friends, Draco and Hermione, were again flirting like love-struck teenagers. Honestly, two-thousand years together not enough?
Harry laughed at the horror-struck gods when Zues told them they would be living on Earth for a time, a vacation he said, as if we were rebellious children just yearning for attention.
"Brother have you gone mad! Why would we concern ourselves with their meaning-less wars? It's not like Troy at this day-and-age, now. They are far too narrow-minded to believe in us, with their higher thinking" Harrison sneered at the last words, challenging any of thier number to correct him.
"Father, if I may cut in?" with Zues's nod Draco continued "Not that I don't agree with what my uncle is saying," Draco smirked evilly looking at Harrison "but why must be turned into eleven year-olds? And who is exactly going, surely we must leave some here to counter any attacks we may have?"
"I have decided that Hermione, Daphne, Luna, Harrison, Blaise, Ginny, and Seamus will go. The rest will stay. We will be watching over Olympus, and I expect a full report on the progress of wizarding Britain, I don't trust Cerce at the moment. Good luck, and don't kill one another. By the way, your powers will be with you, but your wives or husbands will be not able to have any sort of PDA."
Looks of horror flashed through the married gods faces, and the single gods snickered. They all left to pack, and to whine about it to their spouses.
"You can't be serious! Of all the idiotic and stupid things my brother-in-law could do! It just had to be the dolt Seamus! Lord of the Sea or not, he could never go without throwing an insult to my choice of men! Ugh, a whole year living like a pauper!" After Daphne's rant to her husband, Harry, she lay back on the bed, emotionally exhausted.
"I'm sure it will be even worse than your wildest imagination Daph, but it has to be done. My brother has proclaimed it! Let's get some sleep while we still can without the stench of mortals." Harrison sneered.
Luna, the Lady of the Hunt, sighed as she looked at the world below
'Look out Britain, the gods are coming for a visit' the ever whimsical maiden danced in the beckoning moonlight. 'Let us all hope my twin, Blaise, doesn't get his head more inflated, I'm sure it will pop if another offering is given to him! Men!' she scoffed at the word. 'I'm glad I forsake them! Pig-headed fools with as much sense as a sack of drachmas!'
First chapter DONE! Yay! So how is it so far, good or bad! I would enjoy reviews. I have a question though, how is Blaise pronounced? Until next chapter, toodles- Lupus