Hogwarts watches Harry's future and YouTube
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Everyone gathered in the great hall wondering why they where called there when the door opened and in walked the rest of the weasly's who didn't attend Hogwarts anymore along with rest of the order of the Phoenix followed by minister fudge madam bones andy and Ted tonks.
Dumbledore stars then and says "We are gathered here to watch a series of video's that show the future. I assure you they are all real. They were made by an ancient magic and delivered to me for us to watch. So please be seated. Look at the the cloth screen to watch the projection."
After everyone was seated " let's start with this. It's called berry potter in 99 seconds. "
As a boy appears on screen.
Intro]
There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar
Yo Harry! You're a wizard!
[The Sorcerer's Stone]
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Said boy shouts "I am not wait till my father hears about this." Causing everyone even slytherins to roll thier eyes.
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
[The Chamber of Secrets]
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
Everyone heard Molly whimper at the reminder of her sdaughter in danger and saw ron, ginny ,and harry pale slightly.
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber
[The Prisoner of Azkaban]
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The Dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
"Really well we shall talk later albums ." Says minister fudge.
Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather
I don't really get it either
[The Goblet of Fire]
Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed
He's back
" Preposterous he is not back! " shouts fudge who is promptly ignored.
[The Order of the Phoenix]
Harry, Harry, It's getting scary
Voldemort's back and you are a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be
[The Half-Blood Prince]
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's enda
Everyone causes a success over this part and takes a bit to calm down be more continuing.
[The Deathly Hallows]
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath
Everyone as one time to look at Harry who groans at the attention while Hermione glares at everyone causing them to look away and Ron pats his back in sympathy.
Once every one had eaten there snacks Dumbledore stokes and announced they would continue in the minutes so to finish up.
ten minutes later the screen light up.
Once upon time, in 1991
lived a wizard named Harry, whose dad and mom
Were killed by He Who Must Not Be Named
or Voldemort for short,
(People gasped at the name)
so Harry hops on train
OFF to Hogwarts, meets Hermione and Ron
The sorting hat sorts, then they get some quidditch on
a three headed dog, he guards the SORCEROR'S STONE
Grants immortality to the person that owns it
Harry and his friends put the dog to sleep
Then fight a plant, play chess, avoid flying keys
locates Quirrell, with a turban on his head
Which is hideing Voldemort, Harry touches him, he's dead
Voldemort's soul knocks Harry out, then he's gone
But Harry is protected by a spell from his mom
which meens Voldemort can't harm her only son,
So I guess the story's gonna go on and on
Year two starts with a warning from a Dobby
A letter stealing elf with the hopes of stopping
Harry from returning, but he doesn't follow orders
As they take a flying car from platform 9 3/4
Then they crush in, get detention
A mesagge on blood is written,
''CHAMBER OF SECRETS has been opened...beware''
This only applies enemies of the heir
And that is when the kids begin
to wonder who is Slytherin
Harry speaks snake, which confuses them little
Then he stumbles upon the dairy of Tom Riddle
It seems Tom Riddle might have killed Moaning Mirtle
Who's the ghost of the bathroom, and Ginny's in the middle
Of a ritual when, Harry gets in
Kills a basilisk to save future girlfriend
( "What!? What are they talking about harry!?) Ron yells while Harry and Ginny blush.
Harry Potter's a classic
Tale of good and evil
Do what is right not what is easy
Unless you're a lame muggle
Can you believe we're alredy at year 3
Harry blows up Aunt Marge eating with a Dursleys
Back to Hogwarts he flees, on a Knight Bus, he leaves
Now for some reason Dumbledore looks different to me
Sirius Black has escaped as a PRISONER OF AZKABAN
as a bunch of a dementors
Fly around the place, make it dark and cold
While also sucking face and devouring souls
Now defense against the dark arts: Professor Lupin
teaches the Patronus Charm, which a wizard can do when
A dementor causes harm
that's when Ron's rat bites him
Rat turns in to Peter, Sirius and Lupin fight him
(People gasp while ministry officials look shocked or angry)
Peter Pettigrew now faces certain doom
Lupin turns into a werewolf 'cause of the moon
So the rat gets away, Sirius is not ok
But they turn back time and save him in replay
On the year 4, Harry's dreaming of a man
As the GOBLET OF FIRE picks four champions
It should only be three, Moody makes him compete
And the deadly Tri-Wizard Tournament can begin
Save your friend from drowning once you find an egg
And the trophy's a portkey at the end of the maze
Cedric and Harry both go away
( Cho starts sobbing and the puffs get ready eyed)
To a graveyard where Peter Pettigrew awaits
The spare gets killed, Death Eaters make it worse
Voldemort gets blood to kill Harry, but first
Expelliarmus VS the Killing Curse
Voldemort's wind breaks, Harry leaves with a burst
(People go white and a few scream at seeing voldemort on the screen while fudge turns white and sputtering while umbridge turns an ugly shade of red.)
I realy can't believe Harry's even still alive
Gets expelled form Hogwarts at the start of year 5
But THE ORDER OF THE PHEONIX help the Ministry learn
that Voldemort is alredy planning a return
New defense againts the dark arts teacher seems smarmy
The kids make a secret group: Dumbledore's Army
Voldemort possesses Harry, Sirius dies
''Neither can live while the other survives''
( Harry broke down crying and clutching padfoot who turns human to comfort his godson. People where about to freak out when they remembered what the video said so remained quiet and allowed the man to comfort the boy they where begin in to see has been through to much for his age. Just then madam bones cleared her through and said " I will expect you in my office some time this week to clear this mess up. ")
These films kind of seem real dark now
Does everyone just die in the end ?
Let's not forget these movies were made as
( Movies!?) Everyone exclaimed.
entertainment for children
In year 6, we learn about horcruxes
Voldemort stored his soul in objects
like lockets and kids
Dumbledore is no more, Snape comes to Draco's defense
And admits that he is THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
Polyjuice, year 7 Potters now confuse the enemy
Death Eaters attack, and they take over the ministry
Patronus in the form of a doe to a sword
Risk their life, break the ice, get the sword of Gryffindor
Locket is destroyed, to the wilderness we go
To master death, you need the DEATHLY HALLOWS
Resurrection stone to resurrect ghosts
Elder wand, invisibility cloak
Voldemort steals the wand for Dumbledore's grave
Draco turns good and we learn that Snape
Has been helping all along because of love for Harry's mom
( Everyone turns to a pale snape.)
So Harry must die so Voldemort can go away
( Molly, Sirius, Remus, Minerva, and harry's friends make protesting noises or muttering about finding other ways. And scream when they see the green spell hit an older Harry on screen and him closing his eyes in acceptance.)
Then he comes back to life, a bunch of Death Eaters die
(Breaths of relief all around.)
Harry overpowers Voldemort, pieces to the sky
19 years later Harry's married and a father
That ends the saga of Harry James Potter
Lots of plots and characters
did not make it in this rhyme
But that's what you get when
you recap eight films in three minutes time
"Well that was interesting." Dumbledore said as the screen died down.
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Authors note this is part one part two will be it's own other story sorry for the inconvenience but it makes it easier on me if will be up either later this month or next I promise.