Foreword: This is my second Touhou story that I have written after rummaging through my Touhou crack-pairing collection and futa doujins~ I'm very rusty, since the last time I wrote a Touhou story was a few years ago, so it WILL suck a lot, no pun intended…Also FF . net's format has changed yet again like a bloody b*tch, so that adds to the suckiness of trying to adapt again for the 4th time...

F*CK YOU FF..! YOU WON'T EVEN ALLOW ME TO DO DOUBLE "-" AND DO TRIPLE "!" ON MY SENTENCES AND DOUBLE SPACE..! OH, AND YOU WON'T EVEN LET ME UNDERLINE THE F*CKING TITLE, YOU SICK F*CKS..!

F*CK YOU AND F*CK YOUR (4TH) NEW FORMAT..!

*shoots the site with his Great Plasma Cutter then calms down*

As you may have guessed, the characters in this Tale of the Third Leg are all packing some heat betwixt their womanhoods. It's going to be a series of short chapters regarding said package and some cracked-up situations~ Warning aside, please enjoy the show…

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Gensokyo Erotic Incidents: Chapter 1 - Caturday at Mayohiga

Gensokyo.

The mythical land located somewhere in Japan and separated from the rest of the Outside World.

A true paradise with more than 95% of the population being female (with the majority of the males being in the human village).

Now, one wonders why a place like this can still continue to exist despite the lack of males to keep up with re-population and the usual trivial details of reproduction. The answer to this was relatively simple thanks to the ridiculously abundant amount of magical energy and rich natural resources that littered the land that made fairies and youkai form rapidly into existence as well as providing the humans living here with plenty of child-bearing males in the Human Village.

"I'm glad every girl is born with a penis! Ran has nothing on that baby!"

Or that.

A high-class figure amongst the youkai and arguably the head honcho of the lot, is a woman named Yukari Yakumo. With the ability to control 'gaps' and 'boundaries' inside, outside, or even if they are alive, dead, inanimate, or outright somewhere in between them all. Her status as Gensokyo's keeper is only rivaled by her status in trepidation of the affairs of others…Which is to say, right about now she should be spying on someone while relaxing in her bedroom in Mayohiga.

"Who knew that Alice Margatroid was packing that thing under her skirt?", Yukari says with a perverse smirk on her face. "No wonder she walks like a stick's shoved up her cute rump."

In one of her gaps, she watches the form of Gensokyo's puppeteer putting on her undergarments. And slowly trying to tuck her massive sock-puppet in her cotton bloomers.

Now, as I said before, Gensokyo is an abundant land bristling with magical energy and resources, but I also fail to mention that the ecosystem there had somewhat of an adverse effect on the female dominated population. As a fail-safe in case all the males cease to be, all the girls born there sport an 'extra' appendage for the purpose of girls banging each othe-uh, I mean, child-bearing between females.

How this came to be is often argued by the inhabitants, but most think it's just Yukari Gap-Haxing the entire place so every female in it would have magical rods betwixt their legs. And if that didn't work, there's always Eirin's shady (penis-growing) drugs.

Ever since Gensokyo was formed, the inhabitants more or less kept their extra appendages to themselves and speaking about it was usually met with awkward gazes and cat-calls.

That aside, let's go back to Grandma Gappy, shall we?

"Hmm~ I wonder if she does 'that' when Marisa comes to visit", mused Yukari as she watched Alice finish changing.

Said puppeteer then suddenly began to look around, and as soon as she's sure no one is peeping, (except Yukari, of course) she proceeds to a rather tall closet and pulls out what looks like a miniature version of Marisa. The resemblance is uncanny, bordering on outright creepy thanks to the life-like facial expression of sleep plastered on it's form.

Then as if it's the most natural thing in the world, Alice whipped out her 'Pinocchio' and began to make love to Doll Marisa. Said doll's eye's popped open with a look of horror upon the intrusion of the rainbow-puppeteer's wooden baton into her small form. You may find it strange how well-made this doll was, but Alice's will over it probably controlled it's senses much like her other dolls.

"NHOOOO! You're the best, Marisa!", Alice moaned loudly, between thrusts. "I love you s-so much!"

"I'm sure you do", Yukari crooned from behind her gap, as her hand snacked between her legs to stroke a rising lump.

Meanwhile, the voyeu-er, I mean Yukari just looks at it in awe as young Alice ravages the miniature Marisa with the force of only a horny and frustrated lesbian puppeteer can muster. In a matter of seconds, only the wet smacking sounds of Alice pounding the puppet can be heard.

"Ah! I didn't know you love me this much, Marisa!", the puppeteer grunted in pleasure as the doll suddenly tightened around her phallic organ. "I have to give my love for you in return~"

The Marisa Doll tried to struggle, with visible sweat and tears dripping down her face as it cried out from it's mouth. No voice came out of the doll, as her eyes rolled to the back of her head.

She had a mouth, yet she could not scream. This sent the hermit puppeteer over the edge as she filled up the poor doll with Youkai Yogurt.

"MWOOHH! MARISA! I'm coming inside you, Marisa!"

After a few minutes of her activity with the Marisa doll, Alice pulled out from the spent orifice with a loud squelching sound followed by an overflowing amount of her maiden milk seeping fort.

Yukari on the other hand was breathing raggedly, as her own form was coated with her own excretions. And it's not limited to one excretion, mind you.

"Hoho, young Alice sure knows how to masturbate! I should give Shinki credit for bringing up such a fine girl."

With a contented smile, Yukari closed her 'live show' and fell back to her bed as her own spent appendage became flaccid. Before she could fall asleep in her current state of nakedness, a knock brought her attention to the door.

She got up and gapped a see-through night gown to her lap. "Ah, that must be Ran with the afternoon tea."

The door opened to reveal not her fox slu-er, I mean her shikigami, but her shikigami's shikigami holding a tea tray along with some biscuits and various knick-knacks to go along with them. Said shikigami's shikigami almost dropped the tray when she saw Yukari's naked form.

"Chen! Well this is unexpected", began Yukari as she hurriedly put on the robe and stood up. "Uh, what happened to Ran by the way?"

Chen recovered from the sight and awkwardly turned her gaze downwards as she set the tray down on a nearby table. "R-Ran-shama is away on a sudden u-urgent business, Yukari-shama."

"What sort of business could it be, if I may ask Chen?"

"Umm…Umm…"

The little cat youkai shifted uncomfortably, her gaze not leaving the bedroom's floor. Tears were starting to form on her face.

"Oh don't worry, Chen~ I won't get mad", assured the gap youkai as she walked over and patted the catgirl's head. "Just tell me what sort of urgent business Ran went-"

Chen cut her off. "S-She went out to meet Reisen!"

"Eh? What could she want with the moon rabbit?", said Yukari with a raised brow as she began drinking the tea Chen brought earlier. "Well, whatever it is, It must be medicine or some-"

Chen cut her off yet again. "And Ran-shama went out without clothes!"

At this, the Youkai of Gaps spat the entire contents of her mouth and turned to Chen with a look of horror (complete with bulging eyes and furrowed brows) . The feline backed away slightly, but Yukari grabbed her shoulder roughly and shook her.

"When? When did she get out!", Yukari practically shouted, frightening poor little Chen.

"T-Thirty minutes ago, Yukari-shama!", the cat youkai answered, trying to break free. "Ow! Y-You're hurting me, Yukari-shama!"

Yukari instantly let go of Chen and calmed down. She went back on her bed and laid back with a hand over face. She then went into a sitting position and sighed.

"I'm sorry for that, Chen. I was just really surprised, that's all."

"D-Don't worry about it, Yukari-shama. I was surprised too when Ran-shama burst out of her room and flew off naked", Chen assured, although her own tears won't stop falling. "T-That's where I found the note that she was going to see Miss Reisen. But…But…I don't think Ran-shama loves me anymore."

Yukari then went to hug Chen. "There, there Chen. Ran just went to go pick up some medicine, I'm sure."

"Really?"

"Yes, really~", Yukari lied with a smile as she patted Chen's back.

"Then I'm happy! Thank you, Yukari-shama!"

"Ugh, how could I forgot that it's that time of the year again", Yukari whispered to herself.

poke

"Eh? What's this?"

poke

She suddenly felt an uncomfortable 'lump' poking her in the chest. Said lump seems to be originating between the crying catgirl's legs.

Yukari paled as it dawned on her that Ran was not the only one who was in-heat.

"Yukari-shama, I-I've been feeling like this for a long time now and it hurts!", began Chen as her breathing became ragged. "Usually, Ran-shama would take care of it with some medicine but…"

"Chen, I'm sure Ran will be back soon", Yukari fibbed as she tried to pry Chen off her.

"I can't wait for Ran-shama to get back! It hurts a lot, Yukari-shama! Please make the hurting stop!"

Before Yukari can answer back, she was pushed and held down by Chen. Despite her small stature, Yukari wondered where this sudden monstrous strength came from as she tried to break free from the hold.

When Yukari looked up, she noticed that Chen's eyes were very feral and had that 'I want to rape you' look written on both of them. This promptly made the elder youkai gulp in worry. Chen's throbbing third tail rubbing on her navel did not help the situation, either.

"I-I've always liked-no! I've always loved you too, Yukari-shama!", Chen purred as she leaned down and nuzzled Yukari's breasts. "Yessshh, I love you~"

"CHEN! Stop your behavior this instant! What would Ran say!"

The frisky feline didn't stop her ministrations and viciously tore off Yukari's night gown with her teeth, leaving the latter in the state she was before Chen's arrival. Before she could protest again, Chen took Yukari's mouth into her own for a deep kiss all the while shoving her tongue inside. Yukari found her own tongue dancing with the youth's own.

Finally, after a minute of tongue-wrestling, Yukari managed to break off the kiss. She looked down just in time to see Chen preparing to enter her gap."Chen, this isn't you! Stop it this inst-AAAHH!"

Mayohiga was filled with animal noises and the pleasure-filled screams of the owner that day.

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Afterword: Yeah…I'm going to have to cut it from there, folks~ I'm trying to keep this "Rated T" for everyone's benefit…I wouldn't not want it to end like my other Touhou story…Yet…Damn it, I hate this f*cking site for changing formats without even a say-so...Messed up a lot of stories...

Also, if you have questions why all-powerful characters act like weak-asses, ask yourself this...

"What did I learn from reading/fapping to all those hentai doujins of my favorite anime characters getting f*cked by random, faceless/fat/ugly men..?"

NO MATTER HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE, SEX CONQUERS ALL..! IT ONLY TAKES ONE SEXUAL ACTION TO SUBDUE AN ANIME GIRL/GUY NO MATTER THE POWER LEVEL..!

Anyway, the next chapter will be posted when I get in the mood for some crack-pairing goodness~ It may be a week, it may be a month…Who knows..?

It's going to deal with unlikely couples, I assure you~

Ah, SCREW IT..! I can't keep this diluted rating for the sexual torture-uh, I mean, for the things I plan to do to certain individuals...

Expect the next story to be full of smex~