So this was stuck in my head after a while, Chat Noir using cheesy pick up lines on Ladybug. And because she's our little sass bug, she would shoot him down every time.
Chat seemed to think pick up lines were A game material to win Ladybug's heart. If anything, he was delighted in how rubbish the lines were and the growing exasperation from his partner. She dreaded the cheesy one liners nearly as much as she dreaded an akuma attack. Was it possible that she dreaded them more than an akuma attack? She could have sworn his smirk grew with each one.
Good.
She hoped his face would crack.
"My Lady?"
The tone. The way he smirked. That dumb innocent façade of his. He was fooling no one. He knew exactly what he was doing was getting on her nerves. It was almost as bad as his puns. He just had the worst taste in humor. Absolute garbage. He was probably the type of guy who thought fart jokes were hilarious. Thank goodness she didn't know him in real life. That would just have been a disaster waiting to happen.
Was it wrong to want to punch your partner in the face? Probably.
Did she want to? Yes. Very much.
"Yes Chat?"
"You know, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together?"
She twitched. This was it. She was going to break him. It wasn't a crime right? She was doing the community a favor! A civil service! She could beat Hawkmoth on her own. She pinched the bridge of her nose. As much as she would like to, it wasn't a good plan. Someone would miss him. Likely... Probably...
"Why? N and O are already together."
"Me-ouch, My Lady. That hurts."
"Don't quit your day job, Chat Noir. We have to focus on the akumas."
Feel free to leave some pick up lines you'd like to see in a review and I'll work it in somehow!