(Ok so I was listening to Taylor Swift's song 'Dean John' and started thinking of John Winchester and this parody popped into my head. It's from Sam's point of view when he is leaving for college.
All spelling mistakes are mine and mine alone, I did look this over but if you see any that I may have missed please point them out to me.
I don't own Supernatural or the song 'Dear John.'
I know it's not the best parody I did but I like it.
I hope you like it too.)
Long were the days when
My nights once revolved around fiends
Counting the motel rooms
Praying the plans won't fall through, again
And my brother accused me of turning my back
But I swore I was done
You taught me to kill
And hustle pool and count cards
And I acted the part
But still I dreamed of getting away
Wonderin' if there was more to life than just hunting
Well I'm not sorry for leavin' and this letter is to let you know why
Dear John, I see it all now that I'm gone.
Don't you think I was too young
To be savin' people
The boy with no mom
Cried the whole way home,
You should've known.
Well maybe it's me
And my desire to get away
Or maybe it's you and your desire
To go and get revenge
And you'll add my name to a long list of hunters who don't give a dame
And I won't look back in regret how I did what you asked when you said,
"Don't come back."
Dear John, I see it all now that I'm gone.
Don't you think I was too young
To be taught to kill?
The boy with no friends
Didn't speak whole way home
Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don't you think eighteen's too old
To be told to stay
When I need to go, I should've known.
You are an expert in training
And hunting and drilling
Never impressed by me acing my school tests
And Dean is the perfect solider hunting with you
Cause you've worn him down
But I got out
Before you could get me
So just blame yourself
I'm getting on this bus
And leaving' this sad empty town
Dear John, I see it all now that I'm gone.
Don't you think I was too young
To be hunting?
The boy with the gun
Ran away from home
I see it all now that I'm gone
Don't you think I was too young
To be training?
The boy on the bus
Cried the whole way there, you should've known.
You should've known
Don't you think I was too young?
You should've known.
