Hellsing Camp Drabble
"Stop hiding behind me. Your making me burn my marshmallow!"
"I vill if you call off Zamiel!!!!!"
"Samiel?"
"Your pet, he keeps tryink to corner me und drink mien blood!!!!"
"Alucard, stop it!"
"But master like I keep trying to tell her, its just rehearsal."
"I don't care; I just would appreciate it if I didn't have an undead toothpick hiding behind me for the rest of my life."
"I am not a toothpick!!"
"Mhmm, Seras where are the hotdogs?"
"The major's confiscated them, something about sending killer hotdogs into the frontlines."
"Eccentric bastard, I wish I had that much spare time."
"Will somebody get this furball away from the fire."
"I'm not a furball you ofersized fampiri bat!!!!"
"Just wait till I get my hands around your scrawny neck!!!!!!"
"First you haff to catch me."
"How do you put up with him?"
"….,.. ….,..,,…….,"
"Never mind."
"Has anyvone seen mien curlers?"
"Curlers?"
"Did you think mien hair ist naturally like this?"
"Your one weird bird."
"This from the guy vith a three foot long French braid, und you get your machete out of mien back!!!"
"Och, yeh doon have tae be sae loud, ah'm not deeth."
"ANDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah'm comin', ah'm comin', can't ah have a wee bit o fun?"
"Great now I'm going to be stuck vith a permanent hole in my back."
"Not if you let me bite you."
"Oh shove it you creep!!!!"
"I believe it's time to turn in for the night, SO MOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"