Title: Weird Qs and Wikipedia – (1/1)
Author: giraffedinosaur
Pairing: Brittany/Santana
Summary: Brittany writes to Santana after she learns how to turn on a computer. *Part of the Facebook Love Notes Series of related oneshots - order doesn't really matter*
Rating: T (because she mentions inappropriate things)
Warnings: Spoiler for "Journey", barely.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. All rights for the characters and the world go to their owners (like Ryan Murphy and FOX). I, in no way, believe – or would lead others to believe – that I own Glee. I am merely a fan of the television show, and I cannot seem to contain myself. This is for personal enjoyment and the enjoyment of those curious enough to click on it. (I also don't own "Me and My Dick" by Starkidpotter, which is referenced.)
*Part of the Facebook Love Note Series - Can be read alone. Can also be read with the others. Link on profile. *
Note/Dedication: user, Brittana Fan, reminded me in her review of "Breadstix and Meatballs" that Brittany didn't know how to turn on a computer. I, of course, had to write a letter to Santana that happened directly after S taught B how. Dedicated to Brittana Fan, hopefully this is as good as the first.
TIMELINE/WHEN DOES THIS ONE HAPPEN? A few days after the Season One Finale/Journey
Dear Sabana,
I didn't type that wrong. I did it on purpose. Because you called me Tittny today and so I made your name sound like a banana, which we always say is like a penis so it works. This is my first ever Facebook message. Last week, we went to the Apple Store and you took me away from the shiny ipods to the computer. I told you that I couldn't add you as a friend because mine was broken. Then you showed me the weird Q button. Remember? Don't tell Kurt, but I like the way you teach me better. He made me use this Mavis Bacon thing that wasn't fun, even though it had racecar games. Plus, sometimes I forget to use the mouse and I touch the screen. It's all chocolately since my Snickers bar melted during practice.
Do you think we can go visit Beth today? I think she'd like that. Nobody's seen her in two whole days. She must miss us because I miss you when you aren't around. I miss my mom too. Sometimes, I call her when she goes to the store to make sure she didn't get abducted by aliens. I did and it wasn't like E.T at all. They like give you weird stuff and make you dance and no one rides bikes to the moon. They glow, but that might just be because it's like all black light in their ships. I went on this site and I read all about what happened to other people who were abducted. It's called Wikipedia. It's like a school book that you can skip all the boring parts in. But some stuff was wrong. Moby Dick is totally not about a whale; it's that one youtube thing with those guys from the Harry Potter musical. Don't worry though; I fixed it :)
I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to end this...
Um...
Love you.
Bye.
This was Brittany by the way.