Author: Muttzrock
Title: A Bed Falling Threw The Ceiling Shows How Great Sex Really Is
Disclaimer: OWN NOTHING!! NOT ONE DROP!
Pairings: Vyvyan/Rick
Warnings: Language, Sex, Angst
Summary: Its Rick's birthday, but problems occur that might destroy Rick and Vyvyan's relationship forever.
Notes: Short into chapter, to see if you guys like it
"Neil, what the RUDDY HELL are you doing in my bedroom!" screamed Rick in horror, he covered his whole body with the covers of his bed.
"But Rick, I'm not in your bedroom, I'm in the kitchen" Neil defended himself, standing in the kitchen with Rick's bed in front of him. Rick sat up in surprise looking around his surroundings, and then looked up at the whole of the ceiling. There was a yawning sound beside Rick and out popped Vyvyan's head from out of the covers.
"Alright Neil" Vyvyan greeted sleepily "Rick how did we get into the kitchen?" he looked around his environment.
"Hello Vyvyan" Neil said slowly waving.
"Yes, yes, yes Neil, now shut up and go make us our breakfast" Rick ordered, and turned his head away from the quietly ranting hippy and to his bed partner.
"Rick, how did we get into the kitchen?" Vyvyan asked again in confusion
"I don't know actually, what happened last night?"
"We had sex didn't we?"
"Yeah that's right"
"Yeah I was shagging you good and proper" growled Vyvyan, humping Rick's leg seductively.
"Vyvyan don't be so foul!" Rick shouted but that didn't stop Vyvyan from sniffing his hair and nibbling his neck.
"NO VYVYAN STOP!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SO EARLY IN THE MORNING" screamed Neil in horror.
"Piss off Neil and mind your own business!" Vyvyan snapped, and then continued his attack on Rick.
"Vyvyan stop THAT!!" the anarchist pulled away, he held out his hand expectantly, the punk looked from the hand to Rick's face, hand then face, then back to hand then face in puzzlement.
"What?"
"Well give me it"
"I was giving you it"
"Not that"
"Then what?"
"My present"
"What present?"
"My birthday present!"
"Why would I give you a birthday present?"
"Because it's MY BIRTHDAY"
"What today?"
"YES!!"
"Oh"
"What do you mean 'Oh' give me my present!"
"I haven't got you one!"
"Vyvyan how could…"
"Before you start getting your knickers in a twist, we are throwing you a birthday party!"
"I know about that Vyvyan! What about my special present! You are my ruddy boyfriend!"
"Piss off" the medical student mumbled.
"Vyvyan are you telling me that you haven't got me anything?" Rick pouted making his eyes water. The punk rolled his eyes realising he would never live this down, if he didn't think fast.
"Of course I have a present for you, I'll give you it after the party" the sociology student's face lit up.
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Here you are" Neil passed Rick and Vyvyan their plates "Even though you don't appreciate anything I do"
"Breakfast in bed, good start to a birthday" Rick took a bite of his food "Wish it was edible"
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