Dead Trauma or how Jesus Christ came back to earth to kick some ass
Hank was just sitting down after a long
days work at the factory. His hand swept his brow as he looked up.
The weather was getting worse.
He knew that he had to pay the local
druglord otherwise he would get a "gift" as they called it. With
remorse he looked towards the sky and mumbled a prayer.
"O ye LORD saveth me from the evil
and the wrongful, lead me to thee fortune." He looked up and
smiled, just as the bell rang. The shift was over. Now it was time to
prove oneself.
He directly went to the druglords
house, it was a grey building. Probably a long forgotten hospital. As
he entered the door two of the druglords guards grabbed him and
escorted him back to the top floor, where the druglord was.
"You have to pay me just like
everybody else!" said the druglord and grinned.
"No I can't afford it" Hank
replied.
"Well... err then you just have to
die.." said the druglord calmly. He opened a drawer in his desk and
picked up a Colt 1911 pistol. He snapped his fingers and suddenly 20
more guards came rushing in the room equipped with Colt M4A1
carbines.
"Very soon you will be a dead man, mr Hank" said
the druglord. Hank fell down on his knees and screamed.
"Jesus! Come and save me!" The
druglord started to laugh and raised his gun.
"Were is your savior now?" said the
druglord. Just as he said it a bright light appeared before Hank.
Everyone covered their eyes and as the light faded they looked and
behold. Because there stod a man dressed in just a simple cloth and
sandals and in his hands were two H&K Mk23 pistols and on his
back he carried a FN MAG.
"WHO THE?!" said the druglord
"Serve the LORD with fear and rejoice
with trembling" said the man who just appeared before them. He
raised his head so that everyone could see that it was Jesus Christ
himself.
"Jesus?! This is rediculous! Everyone
kill him!" screamed the druglord.
"Wrong" Jesus whispered. And as the
first bullet were shot at Jesus he closed his eyes. The room filled
with noise as all the guards started to shoot. And just a few seconds
later the room was filled with smoke and the gunfire stopped.
With
fear in their breath the druglord and his guards waited for the fog
to clear. Suddenly new gunshots rang out, but these weren't from the
guards. In the middle of the guards Jesus did the most sacred ritual
and while doing it he fired his guns. As fast as the shooting had
started it also stopped. And in one second all the guards fell down
with a moan.
"Kiss the son lest he be angry"
Jesus said and dropped the guns.
The druglord stood staring at Jesus
with a pale face. Jesus went up to him and pressed the FN MAG in his
stomach.
"It is the time of reckoning, my son"
jesus said and then he pressed the trigger.
The druglord flew backwards in a
wirlwind of blood and guts and with a sharp click the MAG was empty.
Jesus turned towards Hank who still sat
on his knees.
"I have saved you for a purpose"
Jesus said "This purpose is that you will do the LORDS will and
erase all these sinners from the face of HIS land" Hank looked at
Jesus with great awe.
"Are you up for this?" Jesus asked.
"Yes the LORD giveth and the LORD
taketh" Hank replied. Jesus nodded and wiped the blood of his face
and just as he had appeared he vanished.
Left were Hank in a room with 21
corpses and more guns than he could carry.
"Well it's a great start" Hank whispered.
