Peter Answers
Haru should really learn not to make life decisions based on advice he got from the internet.
It really wasn't doing anything for him.
Really, though, it was my fault. I was the one who just had to show him the damn site. But how was I supposed to know he'd actually take it seriously?
"You know, Peter isn't actually a real person." I managed to growl out, watching as the stupid boy flipped through numerous books on the lovely world for Dairy Production. dumbass. "And he doesn't answer your questions either. It's just a trick."
The younger boy only spared me a glance, then returned to his reading.
"You're just saying that because you don't wanna live on a farm."
shit.
"Goddamn right I don't!"
There were a few collective gasps throughout the library, but I really couldn't bring myself to care. The idiot was actually considering a career in farming, just because of some stupid computer trick.
Why were the cute ones always so dumb?
"Haru, I highly doubt peteranswers is really going to have any idea where you're gonna work."
His head snapped toward mine, our gazes locked, and he gave a loud huff.
"He knew where we live, Kyo!" His eyes widened. "Where we live, Kyo!"
ugh.
What a freak.
"And when I asked him what I'm going to be when I'm older, he said a dairy farmer."
How was I supposed to tell him? Should I ust sit him down, look him in the eyes, and say it?
'Peter isn't actually answering your questions, Haru. I wrote them in myself. You've just been punk'd.'
I wonder how much Ashton Kutcher charges for housecalls?
Staring down at my fiance', I can't help but feel bad for the trick. Really.
Maybe I can keep quiet for a little longer? Just until he gives up on being a farmer?
And if I end up living on a crappy farm in ten years, barely making minimum wage, at lease we won't be able to afford a computer.
Then I'll never have to deal with Peter and his stupid know-it-all attitude ever again.
The End
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Have you ever heard of peteranswers dot com?? (try typing it)
It's a site that supposedly answers every question you ask it, when really, whoever's typing just writes in the answers. (I'm not sure how it works, but it does.)
And I'm pretty sure they have Punk'd in Japan.
I mean, they have Viva La Bam in Germany.
And, yes, I do realize how bad this is.