Gaara's Stroll in the Park
By: Gaara's Sand Bro & Gaara's Sand Babe
One day Gaara was strolling around in the park!
Babe: YAY!!! PARK!!!
Bro: Shut up and let's get on with the story!!
So Gaara was walking through the park when…
Babe: WHAT HAPPENED TO GAARA-KUN!!!!??
Bro: I SAID SHUT UP!!!!
NARUTO FELL OUT OF THE SKY!!!! Right in front of Gaara and then started rambling on and on about how much he loves ramen. So Gaara hit him on the head and kept walking.
Babe: What did he hit him on the head with?
Bro: A frying pan!!!
Babe: COOL!!!!!!!!
Bro: So on with the story…
So Gaara was walking along when a duck flew in and hit him on the head. So he picked it up and named it Jeff!!
Bro: YAY JEFF!!!!
Babe: SHUT UP!!!! Gosh he's stupid!!
Bro: HEY I RESENT THAT!!!!!!!!!!
So he continued his walk when suddenly he SAW A BAKE SALE!!!!! So Shukaku took over and went rabid and ate all of the cookies. So he kept walking.
Babe: This must be a very GYNORMOUS park!!!!!!!!
Bro: No he's just walking in circles…
So he kept walking and then suddenly… He was attacked from behind by his fanatic fangirls!!!!!!
Bro: Get back here Babe!!!
Babe: Sorry! I just love Gaara-kun!!!!!!!!
So after he got away from his fangirls, he ran into Sasuke. He was crying. So he asked why Sasuke was crying, and Sasuke said that he lost his pet duck. Then Sasuke saw Jeff and grabbed him and took off screaming 'THE STUPID IDIOT SAND FREAK STOLE MY DUCK!!!!!!!!' So Gaara cut off his head and kept walking.
Babe: YAY I HATE SASUKE!!!!!!!!
Bro: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Gaara kept walking and then realized that he was walking in circles, so he went home.