A/N: My first story in a long time. This is a 100 themes challenge I've decided to do. So each of these chapters will take place in various timelines of the show.

Disclaimer: I don't not own Blood+ or any of it's characters in any way necessary.

"Hagi, I need you to look up something on the computer for me if you don't mind?"

"Of course not," replied Hagi. Saya smiled, handing him a piece of paper. He took it, eyes scanning it fairly quick. Saya grabbed her jacket.

"You know how to use the computer right?," she asked cautiously. In all the years she had known Hagi, she had never seen him work one piece of the new technology that was presented before them.

It was obvious answer. Of course he didn't know how to work this… computer, or whatever the called it. Nonetheless, he was her chevalier and he couldn't refuse her. Besides, from what he observed, all it was is clicking nonstop. How hard could it be?

"Saya I…"

But she had already gone. Feeling anxious, Hagi took a seat in front of the desktop, then stared at the blank screen before him. First roadblock, turning the contraption on. He stared at the screen blankly, expecting it to turn on. That didn't work. He placed a light finger on the screen. Nothing.

Hagi sighed, starting to lose his patience. He then spotted a odd looking button at the bottom of the machine. Bewildered, he pressed it. Suddenly, the machine came to life. Hagi sat back in his seat, feeling accomplished. He smiled.

"That wasn't so bad."

The desktop had now loaded. Hagi knitted his brow in confusion, now what was he supposed to do? He put a hesitant hand on the mouse, moving the cursor all over the screen. A few windows popped up. His frowned deepened.

"What is this mess?," he asked. Everything looked so foreign to him.

He saw a odd looking icon at the right of the screen. He clicked it, not knowing any better. Hagi immediately blushed at the nude pictures that started to overtake his screen. He tried clicking out, but more appeared in their place. The sound of moaning filled his ears. Hagi's eyes widened as he frantically clicked around the screen, trying to exit out.

"If Saya were to walk in now…," he whispered, panicking. Running out of ideas, he kicked the machine, not realizing his own strength as he had kicked a wide hole through it.

"Oh no…," Hagi paled.

He heard the faint sound of keys. "Hagi?," came Saya's voice. He muttered a few choice words under his breath and ran to greet her.

"Did you get the recipe?"

"Er… you see…"

"SAYA!," came Kai's voice. He walked into the living room, handing her a book. Saya beamed.

"Thanks Kai, exactly what I was looking for!," she exclaimed, giving him a hug. Hagi sighed in relief.

"Wait… WHO BROKE MY COMPUTER?!," Kai screamed from the other room. Hagi hung his head in defeat. The poor guy could never catch a break.