Hey people! Sorry I'm late! But I'm just so lazy these days.. here'sa YYH fanfic! It's my first go at this so DON'T FLAME ME, OKAY? Anyway, enjoy! PEACE!
Prologue
One day, an average40 year-oldwoman was strolling down the streets. Her name? Shiori Minamino. She was shopping for groceries when suddenly, it happened. She then collapsed suddenly on the sidewalk. "H-HEY! SOMEBODY, HELP! A WOMAN JUST FAINTED!"
Another man then came running in the scene, apparently very concerned. None of them knew it, but two young mischevious young children were watching the whole thing. "Hey, Hikari! Did ya see that?"
"Yeah. Sure as Hell I did."
"Looks like we're up!"
"Huh? What do you--"
Then a young boy named Hiroshi then interuppted, "What do you mean, 'Huh?' I mean as in, we're going to solve this case! We're going to be DETECTIVES like Yusuke in the Reikai!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your horses & back'em into a stall there, bro! We ain't going to get involved with this! And how do YOU know the Reikai, anyway? Genkai specifically said NOT to say anything about it yet!"
"Hey, since when do I listen to old 500 year-old mountain witches?" Hikari sighed, "I guess you have a good point..."
"Great! Now lets go!"
"Wait, wait, wait! We don't even know WHAT we're dealing with here! I mean, it's not everyday you get to see a 40-year old looking woman faint suddenly on the road just WAITING to be roadkill!"
"But that's the thing, sis! I found this when we were spying on her!" Hiroshi then picked up a rather sharp, long looking needle. "What's that? It looks like some sewing needle." Hikari said. "Yeah... but I have a feeling it came from Makai..."
Meanwhile, with our favourute Kitsune, Kurama or AKA, 'Suuichi Minamino,' was being chased by... DUN DUN DUN! FANGIRLS. Kurama was trying to get away by running but... as youknow, he isn't much of a rule-breaker in public or anywhere else BUT in this situation, he HAD to run in the halls of Meiyou High.
(A/N;Sorry if Kurama here is OOC! I DON'T OWN HIM, OKAY! SHEESH! KURAMA FANS, DON'T KILL ME!)
Luckily, no teachers noticed but just in case, Kurama then ran into the boys' washroom & used his plants to stay on the ceiling. Hey, no one would even THINK to look there! The fangirls saw where he went. Few gave up, not wanting to be in trouble but the others? Weeeellll... you know the rest.
They busted in, looking for Kurama in vain hopes of finding him. 'So persistent...' Kurama thought as he watched them from above the ceiling. "Hey, Aiko! Do you know where MY Suuichi-chan is?"
"HEY! HE'S MINE, GOT IT! SO LAY OFF! HE EVEN ACCEPTED MY VALENTINE CHOCOLATE LAST YEAR!"
"WHAT! NO HE DIDN'T YOU LITTLE TRAMP! HE EVEN KISSED ME ON THE LIPS!"
"OH YEAH?"
"YEAH!"
Kurama just sighed quietly under his breath in exhasperation, 'As I said before... SO PERSISTENT. I swear, this really is getting a bit old... even for myself such as I...' Suddenly, another thought then penetrated his own.
'Fox, I pity you for putting up with these insolent little creatures such as they... '
'Well, hello to you too, Hiei.' Kurama said---thought to Hiei, half-sarcastically, 'So, what do you have to tell me? And where are you, anyway?'
'I'm right out the window, fox. Oh, and by the way, Koenma wants to see us.'
'Oh? What for?'
'He said it was about two hanyous out the loose here in the Ningenkai... he's sending Yusuke & the baka there, too.'
'Very well, I'll leave to meet with the others shortly... once I get out of here...' Kurama said as he disconnected the mind link. He then quietly snuck out the window with no trouble at all, considering he WAS the most famous thief in the Makai.
Soon enough, the gangwere all at Koenma's office. "So,pacifier-breath,what do you want this time? It'd better be quick! I'm tired already from last night!" Yusuke groaned angrily.
"Yusuke! You slept about 14 hours last night! HONESTLY! AT THAT TIME, NOT EVEN A HERD OF ELEPHANTS COMBINED WITH A HURRICANE FROM THE TENNESEE COULD'VE WOKEN YOU UP!" Botan yelled.
"HEY! LET'S HAVE OUR HEADS, PEOPLE! THIS IS IMPORTANT!" The toddler yelled, "Two hanyous have somehow ended up in the Ningenkai, causing trouble!"
"Oh? What KIND of trouble? Pranks?" Yusuke asked sarcastically, "YES! REALLY BAD ONES! THEY'RE ATTACKING ANYONE ON THE STREET WITH NEEDLES THAT HAVE POISON ESPECIALLY FROM MAKAI CONTAINED IN THEM!" Koenma yelled louder than before.
"And there's something else, too!" Botan said, "Recently, a 40-year old woman was found, fainted on the sidewalk right outside a grocery store! We have yet to find out about her but she is currently in the hospital as we speak."
"And where's Hiei? He should be here by--" Kuwabara didn't get to finish as a black blur zipped into the room & hit Kuwabara on the head with a fist. "OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, SHRIMP?" Kuwabara yelled.
"I was here all along, you baka. That tap was a reminder." Hiei said, rather annoyed. "Ahem." Kownma then cleared his throat to speak, "Now then, go to the Ningenkkai & find those children! Once you do--"
"Bring'em here for questioning, yadda, yadda, yadda. We GET it already, pacifier breath. We're GOING already." Yusuke interuppted & left as he always did. "HEY!" Koenma yelled, "YOU GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT FINISHED YET, YUSUKE!"
"Sorry, not! Gotta go, things to do, butt to kick. I'm getting to it already! Sheesh, just sit back & don't be a tightwad!"
"I have to get going as well. I have to get home before mymother worries. Farewell!" Kurama said as he walked out the door. Eventually, everyone else said their good-byes & left the building.
So, what do you think og the intro? I know, rather short but, I'm a bit tired now. I'll see if I can continue tomorrow, okay? See ya! Remember, Read & Review! CIAO!
