The Sofa Theorem

by chocolatecheesecakes

When Leonard wakes up one morning to find the TARDIS behind the sofa, he knows that life as he knows it will never be the same. Sheldon can't contend with the fact that a television show is real, and that there is someone in the world smarter than him. Sparks will fly...

1. Chapter 1

Well. For those of you that follow me, I have a poll on my profile about crossovers.

This is not the outcome of that. This is an idea I got from a person I know called Aaron AKA King of Drums. He basically reviewed it to me. I hope he's actually bothering to read this though.

It is only chapter 1. It will be an MC, but not regularly updated. It will basically be short chapters. Just some fun I can have, thanks to 'Azz'.

So, please review, tell me what you think!

Chapter 1: Behind The Sofa

"Um… Sheldon?" Leonard asked, padding through to the kitchen, his eyes still slightly bleary with sleep. Was he dreaming? It was possible that he might still be dreaming.

"Yes?" Leonard's wayward roommate – the one and only Sheldon Cooper – looked up from his laptop, taking a sip of his tea (or, as he might refer to it as, a 'hot beverage'). "Leonard, you have exactly one hour to get up, get dressed, and…" He trailed off, looking at Leonard expectantly.

Leonard didn't answer, as he was still squinting at the fuzzy shape behind the sofa, whilst trying to fiddle for his glasses. Sheldon let out a sigh, and shook his head.

"The answer is 'and take me to work', Leonard." He sighed. "Sometimes I really wonder how you got your PhD."

By this point, Leonard had found his glasses, along with an empty chocolate bar wrapper, and had pushed them onto his nose. Sheldon was still babbling nonsense, but like normal, Leonard was not paying any attention. He was too busy staring, half in amazement, half in excitement.

"Shut up." He said, loudly and clearly. This clearly took his mad roommate aback, but, much like every other time, Leonard didn't care.

"Shut up?" Sheldon echoed, his eyes wide. "Leonard, in Section 5, paragraph 7 of the Roommate Agreement, it clearly states-"

"SHELDON WHY DO WE HAVE THE TARDIS IN OUR APARTMENT?" Leonard asked, speaking over Sheldon, almost yelling. Sheldon jumped, and looked behind him, directly at where Leonard was staring.

"But…" Sheldon murmured. "But… that shouldn't be possible…"

Because, there, right behind the sofa, was the TARDIS.