Money Can't Buy
Hello all and welcome to the wake up yugioh! Talk show. Here's your host, Yugi Muto!
Yugi: *steps in* Hello all! And welcome to wake up yugioh where we have a special contestant come here everyday and tell us cool things about themselves! And to tell you who will be, here's my assistant, Mai Valentine!
Mai: Hey everyone. Sorry I'm late, bad hair day.
Yugi: um...you've added weight.
Mai: Well yea, what?!
Yugi: you're so fat that in the summer when you wore a yellow dress, the kids got scared because they thought the school bus came!
*crickets chirping*
Yugi: ok...
Mai: keep on talkin' shorty.
Yugi: --'just tell them who's coming...
Mai: ok! Today's contestant is...-*gets stopped*
Joey: you guys, we have a problem.
Mai: what's that?
Yugi: no time Joey, we're on the air.
Joey: ok...fine, it's alright if Eminem teaches me how to make salsa on the show, right?
Mai: o.o' AHHHH!! EMINEM!
Yugi: now, now Joey. No rap.
Joey: then what am I supposed to bring? Eric Stuart?
Mai: Yea...^^
Yugi: no-
Eminem: *steps in* s'up my main man! *high fives Joey*
Joey: *high fives back* hey man, where ya been?
Mai: like, oh my gosh, it's him it's him!!
Eminem: would you like some salsa?
Mai: YES!
Yugi: salsa?
Mai: YES!
Eminem: *puts on Mexican clothes* "my salsa, makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants, my salsa!"
Joey:? Where's D-12
Eminem: the shadow realm
Yugi: uh huh...get off the set!
All: *puts their hands on their hearts and acts like girls* *gasps*
Mai: this is Eminem! You got to let him in!
Yugi: no...we were going to have Thomas Edison on the set!
Joey: but he's dead...
Eminem: have you been studying your social studies young man?
Joey: no, science.
Mai: whatever...sign my ass!
Eminem: these chicks don't even know the name of my band!
Joey: she's mine...
Yugi: hey get off the set! *falls off the set*
Eminem: but their all on me like dey wanna hold hands.
Joey: WHY!!
Eminem: all because I'm the lead singer of my band.
Yugi: my band...my band...*falls down unconscious*
Mai: sign my ass purrty please
Eminem: Nah, Yugi doesn't want me here. Where's the M-man?
Muhajer: who da?! Yea...gimme some o'dat salsa!
Yugi: who are you?
Joey: hey! Its gozsaburo
Muhajer: me?
Mai: my ass!
Eminem: no...way...NO WAY!
Muhajer: hey Michael Jackson! Get over here!
Joey: you callin' me Michael Jackson?!
Muhajer: yea, you heard me.
Mai: my ass, It's getting bored.
Eminem: if I give it an Eminem, will it shut-up?
Mai: sure!
Yugi: him too? They never give up do they? We'll be back after these commercial breaks.
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How pathetic...I'm not that good. Um, I just felt like adding this stupid guy named Muhajer. Don't ask me where I got that name from. Fine, ask...but it's not my fault if Eminem and Mai come after you!! O.o
Hello all and welcome to the wake up yugioh! Talk show. Here's your host, Yugi Muto!
Yugi: *steps in* Hello all! And welcome to wake up yugioh where we have a special contestant come here everyday and tell us cool things about themselves! And to tell you who will be, here's my assistant, Mai Valentine!
Mai: Hey everyone. Sorry I'm late, bad hair day.
Yugi: um...you've added weight.
Mai: Well yea, what?!
Yugi: you're so fat that in the summer when you wore a yellow dress, the kids got scared because they thought the school bus came!
*crickets chirping*
Yugi: ok...
Mai: keep on talkin' shorty.
Yugi: --'just tell them who's coming...
Mai: ok! Today's contestant is...-*gets stopped*
Joey: you guys, we have a problem.
Mai: what's that?
Yugi: no time Joey, we're on the air.
Joey: ok...fine, it's alright if Eminem teaches me how to make salsa on the show, right?
Mai: o.o' AHHHH!! EMINEM!
Yugi: now, now Joey. No rap.
Joey: then what am I supposed to bring? Eric Stuart?
Mai: Yea...^^
Yugi: no-
Eminem: *steps in* s'up my main man! *high fives Joey*
Joey: *high fives back* hey man, where ya been?
Mai: like, oh my gosh, it's him it's him!!
Eminem: would you like some salsa?
Mai: YES!
Yugi: salsa?
Mai: YES!
Eminem: *puts on Mexican clothes* "my salsa, makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants, my salsa!"
Joey:? Where's D-12
Eminem: the shadow realm
Yugi: uh huh...get off the set!
All: *puts their hands on their hearts and acts like girls* *gasps*
Mai: this is Eminem! You got to let him in!
Yugi: no...we were going to have Thomas Edison on the set!
Joey: but he's dead...
Eminem: have you been studying your social studies young man?
Joey: no, science.
Mai: whatever...sign my ass!
Eminem: these chicks don't even know the name of my band!
Joey: she's mine...
Yugi: hey get off the set! *falls off the set*
Eminem: but their all on me like dey wanna hold hands.
Joey: WHY!!
Eminem: all because I'm the lead singer of my band.
Yugi: my band...my band...*falls down unconscious*
Mai: sign my ass purrty please
Eminem: Nah, Yugi doesn't want me here. Where's the M-man?
Muhajer: who da?! Yea...gimme some o'dat salsa!
Yugi: who are you?
Joey: hey! Its gozsaburo
Muhajer: me?
Mai: my ass!
Eminem: no...way...NO WAY!
Muhajer: hey Michael Jackson! Get over here!
Joey: you callin' me Michael Jackson?!
Muhajer: yea, you heard me.
Mai: my ass, It's getting bored.
Eminem: if I give it an Eminem, will it shut-up?
Mai: sure!
Yugi: him too? They never give up do they? We'll be back after these commercial breaks.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
How pathetic...I'm not that good. Um, I just felt like adding this stupid guy named Muhajer. Don't ask me where I got that name from. Fine, ask...but it's not my fault if Eminem and Mai come after you!! O.o