Hi There ! I'm back with a new story~ The format is a bit different from what I usually do: it's written like a Diary and therefore a chapter = a month. This means that the end of the chapter doesn't necessarily mean a cliffhanger... I hope that won't stop you from reading it though!
Disclaimer : I do not own Gintama, nor its characters.
Note : I'm not a Native English Speaker. Please forgive anything that sounds wrong.
September, 3rd
Why did I decide to write a stupid diary?
A new student got transferred today. The teacher said she is from China. Not much to tell about her, only that her big cerulean eyes and fire hair are drawing lots of attention. She's certainly not Einstein. Her Japanese rips my ears, and since she's sitting the seat next to me, she kept on talking to me. I can't stand her voice. I didn't answer, she slowly got I wasn't interested. I mean, it was pretty obvious that she got interested in me, as I'm the prettiest boy out there. But such a regular girl doesn't deserve my attention. Even I have principles.
September, 5th
Dear Diary,
I've been in this school for 3 days now, and honestly, I don't know what to think. Most of the students are just pretending I don't exist – because I'm a foreigner. The teacher probably got his diploma in a box of cereal, he's smoking while doing the lectures, and the pupils are weird. Like, really. One of them eat a full jar of mayonnaise with his lunch every day. Another is stalking the teacher. There's this girl pretending she's a guy, and this long-haired dude who looks like he's in his thirties and hangs out with a freak dressed up as a duck. And there's the guy next to me. Anego (Shimura Tae, the only one being nice to me) told me not to care about him, as he is a moron full of himself. Even seeing him gets on my nerves, actually. He's looking down on me, but soon he'll regret that...
September, 15th
Stupid sheet of paper,
Nothing interesting happened today. Was late, slept in class. I poured some hot sauce in Hijikata's mayonnaise and I watched him slowly suffocate. The funniest part was when I offered him some bread "to help" and he didn't see the hot pepper powder on it... It became less funny when that stupid teacher sent me to the board to correct every single exercise we did. The whole day. He told me next time he'd call my family to report me. I need to be more discreet, or to change my target.
September, 30th
Dear Diary,
This time I just couldn't hold it. Yesterday on the evening, I was given a charge to clean the classroom with Okita Sougo, the guy next seat. As usual he didn't talk to me, and we were about to leave, he showed me a last piece of paper we forgot to throw away. He asked me if I didn't care doing it as he was a little bit in a hurry. Really, it was nothing, so I didn't mind. But when I picked the "paper", I saw it was in fact a box full of cockroaches. Alive. This morning, I was at school early and put a pin at the very end of his shoes. How pleasant to see him limping the whole day.
End of this month! As I told you, no cliffhanger, but let's just say that Kagura started a war... That is going to get worse and worse as the day flies!
Next week : October, and since it will be Christmas, I'm working on a surprise~ Stay tuned!