Six Degrees of Kenshin (Rejected Filler Episode Idea #119)
a spamfic by Dot
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(KAMIYA DOJO, ext.)
KENSHIN (laundring happily): Mashiro, mashiro de gozaru! (holds up
a SPARKLING WHITE PIECE OF CLOTH) All nice and clean de gozaru!
(A SHINAI flies into KENSHIN'S head)
KAORU (weilding another SHINAI angrily): You idiot! That used to be
_blue_!
KENSHIN (eyes in spirals): Ororororoooo...
(GATE leading to KAMIYA DOJO explodes into a shower of splinters)
KENSHIN (eyes narrowing): Who's there?
(as the dust settles, NINE FIGURES can be seen)
HEAD FIGURE: Battousai! For killing my father's best friend's
cousin's neice's brother-in-law's next-door-neighbor, you shall
die!
KENSHIN (blinks): And who would that be?
HEAD FIGURE (furious): WHAT?!? You dare tell me that you don't
know the great-- (calmly) I have no idea.
(collective FACEFAULT)
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This spamfic came from the observation that, especially in the
anime, everybody and his brother (or sister :) seems to have
some grudge against Kenshin.
The title is mangled from a book called "Six Degrees of Separation",
about how everyone in the world is connected by no more than six
acquaintences. (A very true statement, especially nowadays with
the Internet.)
Gah. I should _really_ get back to writing some _real_ fanfics...^^;
a spamfic by Dot
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(KAMIYA DOJO, ext.)
KENSHIN (laundring happily): Mashiro, mashiro de gozaru! (holds up
a SPARKLING WHITE PIECE OF CLOTH) All nice and clean de gozaru!
(A SHINAI flies into KENSHIN'S head)
KAORU (weilding another SHINAI angrily): You idiot! That used to be
_blue_!
KENSHIN (eyes in spirals): Ororororoooo...
(GATE leading to KAMIYA DOJO explodes into a shower of splinters)
KENSHIN (eyes narrowing): Who's there?
(as the dust settles, NINE FIGURES can be seen)
HEAD FIGURE: Battousai! For killing my father's best friend's
cousin's neice's brother-in-law's next-door-neighbor, you shall
die!
KENSHIN (blinks): And who would that be?
HEAD FIGURE (furious): WHAT?!? You dare tell me that you don't
know the great-- (calmly) I have no idea.
(collective FACEFAULT)
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This spamfic came from the observation that, especially in the
anime, everybody and his brother (or sister :) seems to have
some grudge against Kenshin.
The title is mangled from a book called "Six Degrees of Separation",
about how everyone in the world is connected by no more than six
acquaintences. (A very true statement, especially nowadays with
the Internet.)
Gah. I should _really_ get back to writing some _real_ fanfics...^^;