Ren the matchmaker Chapter 1: List erasing, a to love-ru fanfic

"A Harem? Seriously?"
"Yes, Mister Zastin. Our spies have officially confirmed it: Momo Velia Deviluke is planning to make a concubine for Rito-dono."
"Thanks. Keep informing me. Zastin hanging up."
Zastin hangs up and puts the telephone horn back. A Harem for Muko-dono... He can't let that happen. There's only one girl who deserves to be his partner, and that is Lala.

Zastin heads to Saibai's office with an important question.
"Euh, Mr. Yuuki? Can I leave a few hours earlier today?"
"No problemo, Zastin. You can take the whole afternoon off, if you want to!"

Zastin returns to his spaceship orbiting the Earth. He calls a servant to his room and moments after, a handsome, but completely emotionless Devilukian boy enters the room.
"I called you here for a special mission. You have to go to Earth and find the girls on this list."
He hands over a list of female Earthling names to his servant.
"They all have some sort of crush on Rito-dono, and I order you to forbid them to love him again. I have to boycott Momo Devilukes Harem Plan, and this is the way. Do you understand?"
"Yes Master. I won't disappoint you."

And the servant starts his mission.

RISA & MIO
The servant starts with Risa & Mio, who both love to tease everyone.
"So, I came here to get information about the girlfriends of Rito Yuuki. Can you tell me about your feelings?"
"I was going to ask you the same. Any sweet girls around here? I guess there are a few you like." Risa starts whispering in his ear.
"So, who is your secret crush?"
The emotionless servant doesn't react at all and poses his question again.
"Oh, just that? Well, we know Rito likes some girls, and we'll grantly make use of that. We won't 'love' him the way Rito loves Lala and others, but tell him that our actions are not over yet!"
The two are erased.

OSHIZU
The servant finds Oshizu in Mikado's office.
"So, I came here to get information about the girlfriends of Rito Yuuki. Can you tell me about your feelings?"
"Well, I do not have any feelings for Rito. There is that other girl, Haruna Sairenji however, has a major crush on him. I tried to do everything I can to bring them together, but I couldn't."
Even the emotionless servant is stunned. Haruna having a major crush on Rito? He takes his list, erases Oshizu and marks Haruna.

HARUNA
The servant skips Haruna after Oshizu told him about her major secret crush on Rito. She is now marked as a 'problem'.

SAKI, RIN & AYA
As soon as the servant is heading towards Saki's gang, Rin's eyes open widely. He formally asks them about their feelings for Rito. Saki and Aya stills see Rito as a perverted jerk, and Rin completely forgets about her slowly developing feelings for Rito as she's looking at the servant. They are all erased from the list. Saki formally asks why he's doing this, and his answer shocks her.
"I don't know why, I'm just doing what Mister Zastin told me to do."
Rin and Aya immediately start to whisper things in Saki's ears, but she doesn't need their help. If Zastin is the master of that guy, he could be the ideal matchmaker for Saki. But then the servant ruins her plans.
"Hey, I have to continue. Anyone who knows where to find..." He looks on his list. "Yui Kotegawa?"
Saki gives him the route to Yui's class, where he heads to. Rin keeps looking at the emotionless servant and realizes her instant crush on him is rapidly developing into intense love feelings...

YUI
Yui is able to make some time for the servant despite her busy schedule. As soon as she enters the classroom the servant is using, she starts to lie.
"I want you to tell me about your feelings for Rito Yuuki."
"Rito? Well, he's so shameless, I obviously have no feelings for him at all. Are we ready now?"
"No. Can I tell you something shortsightedly? You're lying."
"N-No I'm not! I don't have any feelings for Rito and-"
"You're lying! I can sense when one is lying to me, and you are the liar here! Be fair and tell the truth."
"This is the truth! I don't love Rito and-"
"You're still lying!"
"No, I'm not!"
"Then tell me the truth!"
"I do not love Rito!"
"Liar!"
"I... I... Well... I DO LOVE RITO!"
After shouting these words, she faints. The servant marks her as a problem and leaves as Rito enters the classroom, watching a fainted Yui upskirt. Yui wakes up, realizes that Rito can see her panties (yet again) and yells him out. She can't believe she confessed of him less than a minute ago.

MIKAN
After school, the servant heads to the Yuuki house to ask Mikan, Momo & Nana about their feelings. When he enters, Mikan is busy making dinner.
"Zastin ordered me to ask for your feelings to Rito."
"Rito? Well... I love him, like a sister loves her brother, but there is absolutely nothing besides that."
The servant erases her and wonders why she was put on the list in the first place. At that moment, Momo & Nana descend downstairs. They are next.

MOMO
"Well, Momo, I need to know how you feel towards Rito."
"Why do you ask me that?"
"Because I was ordered to!"
"By who? Why does your master make you do this?"
"You aren't answering my question."
"Same thing for you."
"And why do you keep avoiding my questions? Just give me an answer, do you love Rito or don't you?"
"Rito... He's really wonderful. I thought I could help Lala with couple up with him, but now I can't do that anymore because-"
"That's enough. Nana, you're next." Momo is marked as a problem.

NANA
"Okay, Nana, Momo's feelings for Rito are present and strong, what about you?"
"Can I be fair? I don't understand at all why Momo has such an intense crush on Rito. He's nice, but I don't 'love' him the way Momo & Lala do." She's erased.

RUN
Run isn't at school, but at the shootings of Magical Kyoko. The servant has no choice but to skip her. He decides to ask other students if they know if Run has a crush on Rito and has a talk with Saruyama.
"Run Elise Jewelria?" Oh, she has an intense crush on Rito. Although I don't know why..."
Also Ren isn't spared.
"Run started to have feelings for Rito when I stumbled and my lips accidentally fell on his. At that moment, Run and I were sharing bodies, so Run is convinced she kissed Rito together with me."
"So, it all started when you accidentally 'kissed' Rito?"
"I hate to call it a kiss, it was an accident, and neither Rito and I had wanted it. But yes, when I 'kissed' Rito, Run did so too. Since then, she has extreme feelings towards him."
The servant marks Run as a problem.

GOLDEN DARKNESS
When it's the turn of the Golden Darkness she is taking a shower and not yet ready. The servant walks in the girls shower room without any shame, he doesn't even know what he could possibly be doing wrong. After an ecchi moment, They have their talk about the Golden Darkness' feelings for Rito. She is suspected to have feelings for Rito despite him being her target. He marks her as a problem.

MEA
Mea is a bit unnerved with the fact a leader from Deviluke is forcing her not to love Rito, but she doesn't want to cause trouble and promises not to love him. The servant erases her.