A/N: I got this Idea from all those people saying "I'm going to help people NOT be Mary Sues" or the term "Mary Sue" In general. But, I ask you, who is Mary Sue? What's so bad about her? This oneshot is about a girl named Mary Sue and who she really is.
Disclaimer, if need be: I didn't come up with the term Mary Sue, but who did? (Also my Language Arts teacher inspired that part about teachers. Go Mrs. M! You Rock!
PS: This story is also dedicated to Mrs. M, who is an awesome teacher, and has just discovered the wonders of Fanfiction. (kind of)
My name is Mary Sue. Yes, Mary Sue. I'd like to address those masses of people saying bad things about me. Do you know any Mary Sues? Are they nice people? Most of them are, I'll bet you. Some people say I'm spoiled. Not really, but I do have a couple of nice things. I can't help that the teachers like me, ok? They're pretty nice too, if you got to know them. They deserve a little break from grading tests and those faculty meetings can be a little boring sometimes, too. I bet they'd like some cookies, chips, or candy corn every once in a while, and yes, they actually do have lives outside of school, it's not all about us. Sure, I'm clumsy-you would be too if you had clown feet like mine. Sure I have dreams-doesn't everyone? I may be a little common- aren't most of us? So, next time you think "I never want to be a Mary Sue" or "Mary Sue? Oh No!!" Think again. I bet I changed your mind, didn't I? Us Mary Sues aren't too bad.