Warriors Idol Chapter 1: Tigerstar likes Barney?, a warriors fanfic

Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to.....

WARRIORS IDOL!!!

With your host, as always, Shadowclaw!(one of my characters)

(backstage. We see Firestar, Squirrelflight, Sandstorm, Cinderpelt, Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, Brightheart, Tigerstar, Bramleclaw, Bluestar, Yellowfang, and Spottedleaf standing impatiently.)

Firestar- Shadowclaw! Please tell us what's going on!

Shadowclaw(yelling from behind curtain)- Be patient!

Squirrelflight- Oh, c'mon dad! She said she'd pay us!

Firestar- -_-

Sandstorm- Firestar, calm down. Squirrelflight, stop talking about money.

Shadowclaw- Okay guys! You can come on out, now.

Tigerstar- we better, or I'll kill you.

Hollyleaf- You and your killing. -_-

Tigerstar- HEY I HAVE A CHAINSAW!

Hollyleaf- Where is it? =^.^=

Tigerstar- Good point.

(Shadowclaw takes the 12 cats on the stage. They all sit down in chairs.)

Shadowclaw- Toms and she-cats! Welcome to Warriors Idol!

All contestents- WHA?

Shadowclaw- Warriors Idol. It's when you sing for no reason and win money.

Squirrelflight- SEE!

Shadowclaw- ....And every week, somebody gets voted off.

Bluestar- Awesome. Now we can see Tigerstar lose again.

Tigerstar- 3: (---- evil kitty)

Shadowclaw- Firestar! Start singing!

Firestar- Sure, why not. This song is for Sandstorm!

Sandstorm- WHOOP DE DOO!

Firestar(singing)-

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted I fell right through the cracks, now I'm trying to get back

Before the cool done run out, I'll be giving it my bestest And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

But I won't hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me Open up your plans and damn you're free Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love

Listen to the music of the moment people, dance and sing We're just one big family And it's our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait, I'm sure There's no need to complicate, our time is short This is our fate, I'm yours

D-d-do do you, but do you, d-d-do But do you want to come on Scooch on over closer dear And I will nibble your ear

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer But my breath fogged up the glass And so I drew a new face and I laughed

I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons It's what we aim to do, our name is our virtue

But I won't hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait, I'm yours

Come on and open up your mind and see like me (I won't hesitate)
Open up your plans and damn you're free (No more, no more)
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours (It cannot wait, I'm sure)

So please don't, there's no need (There's no need to complicate)
There's no need to complicate (Our time is short)
'Cause our time is short (This is our fate)
This is, this is, this is our fate I'm yours

Oh, I'm yours Oh, I'm yours Oh, whoa, baby you believe I'm yours You best believe, best believe I'm yours

Sandstorm- FREAKIN CRAP THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!

Firestar- *bows*

Shadowclaw- Thank you. Squirrelflight!

Squirrelflight- With pleasure. This song is for.....someone.

Bramleclaw- I hope it's for me, baby!

Squirrelflight- .....

Audience- SINGING! SINGING!

Squirrelflight-

I see your face in my mind as I drive away,
Cause none of us thought it was gonna end that way.
People are people, and sometimes we change our minds.
But it's killing me to see you go after all this time.

Mmm, Mmm, Mm,mmm Mmm, Mmm,Mm,Mmm

Music starts playing like the end of a sad movie.
It's the kind of ending you don't really wanna see.
Cause it's tragedy and it'll only bring you down.
Now I don't know what to be without you around.

And we know it's never simple, never easy,
Never a clean break, no one here to save me,
Your the only thing I know like the back of my head But I can't,

Breathe, without you, but I have too.
Breathe, without you, but I have too.

Never wanted this, never wanna see you hurt.
Every little bump in the road I try to quirve.
And people are people, and sometimes it doesn't work out.
But nothing we say is gonna save us from the fallout.

And we know it's never simple,never easy.
Never a clean break, no one here to save me Your the only thing I know like the back of my head.
But I can't,

Breathe, without you, but I have too Breathe, without you, but I have too

It's 2:00 AM, feeling like I just lost a friend.
Hope you know this ain't easy, easy for me.
It's 2:00 AM, feeling like I just lost a friend,
Hope you know this ain't easy, easy for me.

And we know it's never simple, never easy,
Never a clean break, no one here to save me,
Ohhh,

(repeat chorus)

Brambleclaw- HEY! I NEVER DUMPED YOU!

Squirrelflight- I SAID THIS SONG WASN"T FOR YOU!

Shadowclaw Um, hehe. Anyways, Sandstorm?

Sandstorm-

Four letter word just to get me along It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue and I I keep stalling, keeping me together People around gotta find something to say now

Holding back, everyday the same Don't wanna be a loner Listen to me, oh no I never say anything at all But with nothing to consider they forget my name (ame, ame, ame)

They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name That's not my name That's not my name That's not my name

They call me 'quiet'
But I'm a riot Mary-Jo-Lisa Always the same That's not my name That's not my name That's not my name That's not my name

I miss the catch if they through me the ball I'm the last kid standing up against the wall Keep up, falling, these heels they keep me boring Getting glammed up and sitting on the fence now

So alone all the time at night Lock myself away Listen to me, I'm not Although I'm dressed up, out and all with Everything considered they forget my name (ame, ame, ame)

They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name That's not my name That's not my name That's not my name

They call me 'quiet'
But I'm a riot Mary-Jo-Lisa Always the same That's not my name That's not my name That's not my name That's not my name

Are you calling me darling?
Are you calling me bird?
Are you calling me darling?
Are you calling me bird?

[continues with chorus overlapping]

Shadowclaw- 0.o

Tigerstar- We get that it's not your name, Sandstorm. MOVE ALONG, PLEASE!

Shadowclaw- Fine, pushy. -_- Anyways, next up.....Cinderpelt!

Cinderpelt- This is about me having a Second Chance!

Yellowfang- Yeah, it was MY idea to give you a second chance.

Cinderpelt-

My eyes are open wide,
And by the way, I made it through the day.
I watched the world outside.
By the way, I'm leaving out today.

I just saw Halley's Comet, she waved.
Said "Why you always running in place? Even the Man in the Moon disappeared somewhere in the stratosphere!"

Tell my mother, tell my father, I've done the best I can.
To make them realize, this is my life!
I hope they understand, I'm not angry, I'm just saying:
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance

Please don't cry one tear for me,
I'm not afraid of what I have to say.
This is my one and only voice, so listen close, it's only for today.

I just saw Halley's Comet, she waved.
Said "Why you always running in place? Even the Man in the Moon disappeared somewhere in the stratosphere!"

Tell my mother, tell my father, I've done the best I can.
To make them realize, this is my life!
I hope they understand, I'm not angry, I'm just saying:
Sometimes goodbye is a second chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnce!!!

Here's my chaaaance,
This is my chaaaaaaaaaaaaaance

*drum solo*

Sometimes goodbye is a second chance.

Yellowfang- OK! NOW YOU MADE ME FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!! WAAAAAAHHH!! *sobs*

Shadowclaw- get this old bag some tissues!

(some guys in white coats come in and bring her a box of tissues)

Shadowclaw- Thank you. Next, Jayfeather!

Jayfeather- Just because I'm blind, doesn't mean I can't sing!

I've practiced this for hours, gone round and round And now I think that I've got it all down And as I say it louder I love how it sounds Cause I'm not taking the easy way out Not wrapping this in ribbons Shouldn't have to give a reason why...

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow I can't believe that I stayed till today Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

It came out like a river once I let it out When I thought that I wouldn't know how Held onto it forever just pushing it down Felt so good to let go of it now Not wrapping this in ribbons Shouldn't have to give a reason why

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow I can't believe that I stayed till today There's nothing here in this heart left to borrow There's nothing here in this soul left to say Don't be surprised when we hate this tomorrow God know we tried to find an easier way Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go The warm embrace that no one knows The loving look that's left your eyes That's why this comes as no, as no surprise

If I could see the future and how this plays out I bet it's better than where we are now But after going through this, it's easier to see the reason why

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow I can't believe that I stayed till today Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

The kiss goodnight, it comes with me Both wrong and right, our memories The whispering before we sleep, just one more thing that you can't keep Our favorite place we used to go The warm embrace that no one knows The loving look that's left your eyes But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise

Shadowclaw- That was....awkward.

Jayfeather- UH HUH! SURE!

Shadowclaw-.....anyways, up next is...Hollyleaf!

Hollyleaf- Big whoop.

Hollyleaf-

I can't escape this hell So many times I've tried But I'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself

So what if you can see The darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal.)

I can't escape myself(I can't escape myself), So many times I've lied(so many times I've lied)
But there's still rage inside.
Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself

So what if you can see The darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe, It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become And we believe It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal!

Somebody help me through this nightmare, I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare, I can't escape this hell (This Animal)
(This Animal)
(This Animal)
(This Animal)
(This Animal)
(This Animal)
(This Animal!)

So what if you can see The darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe It's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal This animal I have become

Tigerstar- Yeah, really! Tame yourself, Hollyleaf!

Hollyleaf- Do NOT start with me again!

Shadowclaw- I BETTER START TALKING BEFORE WE START A KITTY FIGHT! Next up, Brightheart!

Brightheart- Thank you, Shadowclaw.

Brightheart-

I found myself today Oh, I found myself And ran away But something pulled me back Voice of reason I forgot I had

All I know is you're not here to say But you always used to say And it's written in the sky tonight

[Chorus]

So I won't give up No, I wont break down Sooner than it seems life turns around And I will be strong Even if it all goes wrong When I'm standing in the dark I'll still believe Someone's watching over me

Seen that ray of light And it's shining on my destiny Shining all the time And I won't be afraid To follow everywhere it's taking me

All I know is yesterday is gone And right now I belong To this moment To my dreams

[Chorus]

It doesn't matter what people say And it doesn't matter how long it takes Believe in yourself and you'll fly high

And it only matters how true you are Be true to yourself And follow your heart

[Chorus]

So I won't give up No, I wont break down Sooner than it seems life turns around And I will be strong Even if it all goes wrong When I'm standing in the dark I'll still believe

That I wont give up No, I won't break down Sooner than it seems life turns around And I will be strong Even if it all goes wrong When I'm standing in the dark I'll still believe That someone's watching over, Someone's watching over, Someone's watching over me

Ohohohohohohohoh

Someone's watching over me

Cloudtail(from the audience)- OH YEAH BABY!
Brightheart (embarrassed as hell)- Er....yeah.
Tigerstar- I'm getting bored! When is it MY turn!
Shadowclaw- Actually, it IS your turn.
Tigerstar- SWEETNESS! PREPARE TO HEAR AWESOMENESS!
Squirrelflight- yeah, sure, idiot.
Tigerstar-
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's friends are big and small they come from lots of places after school they meet to play and sing with happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things Like how to play pretend ABC's, and 123's And how to be a friend

Barney comes to play with us Whenever we may need him Barney can be your friend too If you just make-believe him!

Everyone- 0.0 Shadowclaw- Well, Tigerstar, that was very-
Yellowfang- THAT WAS TERRIBLE YOU BIG SON OF A-
Squirrelflight- CONSTRUCTION WORKER!
(Everyone stares at Squirrelflight strangly)
Squirrelflight- What? There are CHILDREN watching/reading this!
Shadowclaw- What kid comes on ? Anyway, next up, Brambleclaw!
Brambleclaw- This song is for Squirrelflight who just broke my heart!
Squirrelflight- What the freak? I didn't do anything to you!
Bramleclaw(ignoring Squirrelflight-
'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound

You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait

You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say

That it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

I'd take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But that's nothing new, yeah yeah

I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say sorry like the angel Heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid

It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late, whoa whoa

It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

I said it's too late to apologize, yeah I said it's too late to apologize, yeah

I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground Squirrelflight- .
Shadowclaw- Yes, um, thank you Brambleclaw. BLUESTAR GET YOUR FILTHY BUTT OVER HERE!
Bluestar- Okay, okay. You don't need to YELL about it.
Shadowclaw- Sorry!
Bluestar-

And I'd give up forever to touch you,
Cause I know that you feel me somehow.
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be,
And I don't want to go home right now.

And all I can taste is this moment,
And all I can breathe is your life,
And sooner or later it's over,
I just don't want to miss you tonight.

And I don't want the world to see me,
Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken,
I just want you to know who I am.

And you cant fight the tears that ain't coming,
Or the moment of the truth in your lies.
When everything feels like the movies,
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive.

And I don't want the world to see me,
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken,
I just want you to know who I am.

And I don't want the world to see me,
Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken,
I just want you to know who I am.

And I don't want the world to see me,
Cause I dont think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken,
I just want you to know who I am.
I just want you to know who I am.
I just want you to know who I am.
I just want you to know who I am.

Firestar(who oddly hasn't spoken for a long time 0.0)- BRAVO! SO BEAUTIFUL! *cries and falls on the ground\
Bluestar- Er...thanks Firestar?
Shadowclaw- Next up *sniff*, Yellowfang.
Yellowfang- It's about time!
Tigerstar- Yeah, yeah. Just get up there and sing ya old fudge bag.
Yellowfang- Well, if THATS how you feel.
Shadowclaw- GET ON WITH IT!
Yellowfang-
Playground school bell rings Again Rainclouds come to play Again

Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello I'm your mind giving you someone to talk to.
Hello

If I smile and don't believe Soon I know I'll wake from this dream.

Don't try to fix me I'm not broken.
Hello I'm the lie, breathing for you so you can hide Don't cry

Suddenly I know I'm not sleeping Hello Oh I'm still here All that's left of yesterday

Shadowclaw- Oh, how sad. What inspired you to sing that?
Yellowfang- *shrugs*
Shadowlast- Last but not least, Spottedleaf!
Firestar (happy as ever)- WOO! GO ON! GO ON! *does a little dance*
Sandstorm- Eyes up, dude.
Spottedleaf- Thanks, Shadowclaw!
Shadowclaw- No prob.
Spottedleaf-
He's my best friend, best of all best friends Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy Hey, you should get a best friend too!
My best friend!
Hoo ha, hoo ha!

Hello, baby, I can see a smile I'm going to a party, and it's gonna be wild Can I come, I'm sitting alone Friends are never alone

Maybe some pretty girls are in your world Excuse me, I could also be your girl Lately, everyone is making fun Na na na na na na na na na na na.....

(Chorus)

Aloha, baby, let's go to the beach yeah, girls in bikini are waiting for me But I was hoping for a summer-romance So why can't you take a chance

Maybe some pretty girls are in your world Excuse me, I could also be your girl Lately, everyone is making fun Na na na na na na na na na na na.....

(Chorus)

Maybe some pretty girls are in your world Excuse me, I could also be your girl Lately, everyone is making fun

Let's get this party on Hit me with your lazer-gun!

Ooooh-whooa-whooa Come on boys!
Hoo ha, hoo ha!
Ooooh-whooa-whooa You should get a best friend too!

(Chorus)

Hoo-ha, hoo-ha!
He's sooooo sweet!
Na na na na na na na na na na na

Firestar- WONDERFUL! I LOVE YOU! I MEAN- SANDSTORM!
Sandstorm- When will you die!
Shadowclaw- Thank you for joining me on this episode of Warriors Idol! See ya next time!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Songs used:
Firestar- I'm Yours by Jason Mraz Squirrelflight- Breathe by Taylor Swift Sandstorm- That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings Cinderpelt- Second Chance by Shinedown Jayfeather- No Surprise by Daughtry Hollyleaf- Animal I have Become by Three Days Grace Brightheart- Someone's Watching Over Me by Hillary Duff Tigerstar- Barney theme song (LOL)
Brambleclaw- Apologize by Timbaland Bluestar- Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls Yellowfang- Hello by Evanesence Spottedleaf- Best Friend by Toybox

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