The Dragon Hunters
Okay, this is a humorous, action adventure story. But why in the small world am I telling you that when you already know? Huh? Anyway, here's the plot (Yes there's a plot). Some strange things have been happening lately. People have reported seeing dragons and knights in the streets, hurting people, and breaking into houses. Our three great hunters have just been sent on a "Secret Mission" to stop them. Of course they have absolutely no clue that their mission is dragon hunting, which of course adds to the humor. Please R&R.
Chapter I: "Secret Mission"
X was having his dream come true. He was in a goofy outfit doing Robot Rock, the ancient classic by Daft Punk. He had this dream every night. Why? Some speculate he had been hit in the head to many times. Others say aliens abducted him. What am I saying, they don't even know about his dream! Ah well. Anyway, that is where our story begins. "X, X, X, X, X!"
"Yeah!" He yells.
"X!" He wakes up and sees Alia and pretends to scream.
"Oh no, the hideous monster!" You could bet Alia would not stand for that. So she picked up a mop and hit him over the head. "Ow… come on, I work to hard, I need a little humor in my life."
"Well that was not funny."
"At least you're not like Layer, she practically killed Zero last time he insulted her."
"How?"
"Snapped his Saber in half and kicked where it hurts. She then somehow acquired super-strength and threw him into a dumpster."
"Ouch…"
"At least you wouldn't do that to me Alia, right?"
10 minutes later in a dumpster…
"Why me…"
"Got any fives?"
"Go fish." X was amazed, there in the surprisingly large and empty dumpster was a business man, Zero, and Axl.
"Your wife throw you out?" X asks the human.
"Yep. Said if you don't take out the trash become it." He says.
"I'm sure X knows why we're here." Axl says.
"Yeah. Layer and Pallet threw you out. Same here. Mind if I play?"
"Go ahead, we have enough for one more."
… … … … …
"X, Zero, Axl, we have a… a… um… Secret Mission for you." Signas says.
"Really? What?" Axl asks eagerly.
"If I told you, it wouldn't be secret. Now take theses buckets and get in that transporter."
"Uh… okay." X says. When they were gone Signas sighed.
"Good. Now maybe those humans will stop pestering me."
END CHAPTERR&R people, R&R.