One day, there was a lion named Musafa. He ruled Great Rock and was somewhat benevolent. But then, Musafa's brother, Scat, killed him and ascended to the throne. Musafa's son, Thimba, was mercilessly chased down by Scat's hyenas. He ran and ran. Eventually, he met a meerkat named Teemone and a warthog named Pimba. They became friends because they told him the phrase Hakusa Mataya: Chill with a blunt. Thimba was happy with his newfound drug addiction. Then, Baka, his female childhood friend met him. When they recognized each other, she told him that he had to come back to Great Rock because nobody liked Scat. Thimba didn't want to, for he was content to spend the rest of his days without responsibility. Baka begged him to come back and said that she'd do anything. Thimba was still hesitant to go, so he went stargazing. He saw his father, Musafa, who told him these wise words: Go get some pussy. Thimba was confused. "But, how can I do that?" Musafa spoke more great truths: To get pussy, you must become a swag lord, and becoming a swag lord means you must take the throne. Thimba understood this accurate statement. He set out for Great Rock. When he meant Scat, they had a great battle, in which Thimba defeated Scat and shoved him off the cliff. Then, the wolves-er, I mean, hyenas came. They ate Scat. They ate Scat until there was none left. Thimba paid a visit to Baka, being the swag lord he now was. "Thimba? What are you doing here?" Thimba smiled. "Didn't you say you'd do anything?" And that's how 50 Shades of Furry was created. While Thimba was resting from his wild night, he was brutally stabbed to death by Teemone and Pimba. Just before he died, they said "Hakusa Mataya, cunt," and gave him one last blunt to smoke. Now, the swag lord lay where he died, still emanating a faint aura of swag. Now, it was time for a new age. An age of submission and oppression: The Lion Scat 1½: The Tyrannical Reign of Teemone and Pimba.
Secret after credits scene: A buffalo runs up to a tree with graffiti marks on it; One reading "The Pimp Master's Hangout. Stay the fuck out, bitch." The buffalo disregarded the warning, for what he had to say was of great importance. He found the Pimp Master, a sexy baboon, resting in his den. "Pimp Master! I bring urgent news! 2 aminals have murdered the rightful swag lord and have taken the throne for themselves. They seem to be worse than even Scat." The Pimp Master slowly inclined his head. «Can you read, bitch?» "Yes, but I just thought that you needed to-" The Pimp Master smashed in the buffalo's head with his bare hands. «Stupid bitch ass aminals. Can't even fucking read. Don't you think so?» The Pimp Master turns toward you and smiles.