All I want for Yam Ween

First Verse

Ruby:On the day we celebrate Yam and Ween's friendship!

Jealousy:We cheer and rejoice with the fireplace being lit!

Skull Boy:Roasting chestnuts by the open fire!

Vulcan:Singing to our heart's desire!

Iris:Go down the hill with jet-powered skis before it's time to eat lunch!

Misery:Just try not to cause another avalanche!

Len:Even though at one point,Yam and Ween's friendship needed to be repaired but they did not have glue!(a record being scratched is heard)

Frank(speaking):Er...Len,you CANNOT use glue to repair a friendship!

Len(speaking):How about sticky tape?

Frank(speaking):Oh never mind!I cannot think of another word that rhymes with 'through'.

Len(speaking):So what can be used to repair a friendship?

Frank:(sighs in frustration and begins to sing)But they soon made it through!

Scaredy Bat:Being afraid of the falling snow!(a snowflake lands on him and he screams in fear)But you can't blame me for having panphobia,you know?

Poe:Writing a poem about the winter chill!

Boo Boo:Scaring everyone in Gloomsville!

Everyone:But all I want for Yam Ween is...

Ruby:A new diary!

Skull Boy:My genealogy!

Iris:A colossal water slide!

Misery:365 first aid kits!

Jealousy:A black satin dress!

Frank and Len:(the song becomes faster)A brand new electric guitar!

Vulcan:A flask of O- blood!

Scaredy:Not to be scared!

Poe:Leonardo Da Vinchi's paintings!

Boo Boo:Scaredy Bat being scared!

Doom Kitty:(A violin being played is heard)

Ruby:That means "An animal translator!"!

Everybody:That's all we want for Yam Ween!

Second Verse

Iris:Hearing laughter from all around the world

Vulcan:Made by every boy and every girl!

Jealousy:Don't stand like a snowman and melt from the sunshine!

Frank and Len:Every minute of this holiday is worth a dime!

Misery:Get frostbite on the eve of Yam Ween!

Ruby:Yam Ween means a lot to my friends and me!

Skull Boy:Inviting Jack Frost and the Yeti to dinner!Well,not that the poor Yeti will get thinner!

Everyone:But all I want for Yam Ween is...

Ruby:A new diary!

Skull Boy:My genealogy!

Iris:A colossal water slide!

Misery:365 first aid kits!

Jealousy:A black satin dress!

Frank and Len:A brand new electric guitar!

Vulcan:A flask of O- blood!

Scaredy:Not to be scared!

Poe:Leonardo Da Vinchi's paintings!

Boo Boo:Scaredy Bat being scared!

Doom Kitty:(A violin being played is heard)

Ruby:That means "An animal translator!"!

Everybody:That's all we want for Yam Ween!Happy Yam Ween!