Okay, before you read this just know that there are about 7 different stories in there!

Each 'book' will be in a different chapter. There are over 44000 words and this took me about 7 months to complete (on the Runescape forums). Please note that it's a little crappy because I made it quite a while ago and it's one of my first EVER fanfics. I might've got better along the way. Who knows. Anyway, on to the first (and apparently best) book: Doom of Tutorial Island

I need a few disclaimers before I start (there are a few parodies that, now that I am older, have pretty much ruined the books but there you go):

All Terminator references belong to the people who made Terminator.

All Runescape Stuff featured in here (practically everything) belong to Jagex

All Pokemon references belong to the people who made Pokemon

Final fantasy references and scenes that I swear I did not use belong to Square-Enix

Um, and everything else that seems out of place doesn't belong to me. Thanks.

My name is Zak, by the way. There are a few references to myself in there. I'm not God. The name God belongs to God.

Thanks

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Plans, spread out on a table. Without Tutorial Island, nobody would know how to play Runescape... and then the invasion would begin. He laughed, a bloodcurdling laugh.

"I wanna swim!" shouted out Peri, a level 3 who had just started the game and was on Tutorial Island at the stage where they had to fish some shrimps, with his good friend Jo, who thought for a moment, and then guessed that they couldnt swim in fishing places, and said so. Peri frowned and caught his shrimps. The survival expert congratulated him, but Peri ignored the compliment.

"What do I do now?" He asked. The survival expert provided useless advice, but Jo told him that he had to cut some logs and use them with the tinderbox. "What the heck is a tinderbox!" Peri wondered, and Jo sighed, so Peri started chopping at the tree.

"TIMBERRRRR!" He shouted, and dodged out of the way as it fell just in time - the fishing instructor wasnt so lucky though. She was squashed like a bug.

Peri gulped, and ran off without bothering to cook his Shrimps. "Hey, where ya going?" Jo shouted, but Peri had disappeared before Jo could chase after him.

He laughed. One of the guardians was already dead! And these new players - noobs - had done it for him. Excellent!

Peri stopped in front of a cave. What was this? Did he dare venture on? He heard from a fellow noob that there was a level 14 Scorpion living on Tutorial Island. Peri would be killed for sure...

But Peri didnt care. He ran into the cave, the darkness swallowing him.

Now Jo ran up the path until he saw a house. He ran inside, and saw a man wearing a white apron and a large white hat. "Have you seen my friend!" He asked. The chef shook his head and Jo sighed. Where had Peri got himself to now?

Jo ran out of the house and was running back to the fishing spot when he tripped on a rock and fell down a muddy cliff. The fall took 8 HP from Jo's health, and Jo was worried. He didnt want to die. But could Peri be here? He walked along the shore until he spotted a large cave. Knowing Peris' adventurous mind, he could have gone in there, so Jo stood at the entrance shouting, "Peri! Peri?" but there was no reply.

He entered the cave, and was surprised at how dark it was. He ran out again, and climbed up the cliff. He ran back to the trees and chopped down a few logs. He checked he had his tinderbox, and ran back to the cave, making sure not to trip over the rock and, instead, using two logs to hoist himself down.

He made a fire at the entrance to the cave and ran through the cave, making fires wherever it started to get dark, but Jo knew these wouldnt last long, because he was a noob! He ran as fast as he could. He tripped over again, and when he looked up he was face to face with a level 14 scorpion, and Jo screamed.

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When he heard the scream, Peri threw his head back. He knew this scream anywhere. It was Jo's. Peri ran to the light as fast as he could..

... and stopped when he saw the scorpion about to attack Jo. Peri picked up a rock, and threw it as hard as he could against the scorpion. It only hit a 1! Peri leapt over the scorpion and lifted Jo to his knees. They ran as fast as they could to the entrance of the cave.

"Im really sorry!" Peri said, but Jo smiled. "Its OK... hey, at least you levelled up your range!" Peri looked at his stats and gasped when he saw his Level 2 Range. "Wow! Im really good now!" Jo nodded. "Im sure you are." He replied.

"Ah, hello again! You found your friend then?" The chef smiled at Jo as Jo and Peri walked through the door. "Yes." Replied Jo happily. The chef smiled and then said, "Well I guess I'd better teach you about cooking then!"
Peri rolled his eyes and told the chef that the survival instructor had taught them how to cook. The Chef laughed. "Ah yes! Cooking shrimps. But I bet she didnt tell you how to make bread, eh?"

The bread was finally cooked! Peri and Jo had failed twice, but now it was cooked perfectly! Peri licked his lips and then scoffed up the bread, making Jo frown. "Hey, half of that was mine!" Peri smiled innocently and Jo sighed once again for that day.

After telling them about quests, the quest instructor smiled. "Well, what do you think?" He asked. Peri snorted and replied "They sound boring." He quickly climbed down the ladder to the mining chamber

When Dezzick handed the bronze pickaxes to Peri and Jo, Peri was very happy. "Oh yeah! Look at my awesome weapon!" He shouted. Dezzick rolled his eyes and said, "Usually its not for using as a weapon, its used for mining ores." Peri raised his lip.

He started mining his copper when he threw the pickaxe down too hard. Strength level 2! But the pickaxe flew out of his hand and landed in Dezzicks head. Dezzick fell to the ground.

Peri and Jo ran over to him, and Peri searched his pockets, while Jo had raised an eyebrow when his hands caught about 35 GP and the ore that they needed! Peri was about to run off when Jo said, "Hey, maybe we should take that pickaxe, it looks pretty strong." Peri shook his head in reply. "I bet its rubbish!" Jo nodded his head, and they ran off and made their Bronze daggers. "Now THIS is what I call a weapon!" Peri giggle and Jo smiled, and couldnt help but agree. They ran on, that is, until their energy hit 0. They had to walk from there.

The strong man handed them each a sword and a wooden shield. "You are too nice." Peri said. They ran inside the cage and killed the Giant rats with ease. Vannaka handed them a bow and 50 arrows, and they fired. Peri did this with ease, since his ranging was two, while Jo struggled a bit, but it was Jo who had gained a strength level before.

After thanking Vannaka, they both climbed up the ladder... and that was when it happened...

There was a figure completely covered in black robes, the hood up. They were pointing a sword at a Bank worker and demanding money. Peri gasped. THEIR money! He leapt up, and would have been caught if Jo hadnt caught his leg and dragged him back down again.

Suddenly a strange man covered in blue robes ran towards the bank screaming, "No! No!" But then the sword sliced through his neck with ease. The figure had thrown it,and it came back like a frisbee. The bank workers gasped and threw a bag of money to the figure. He or she nodded and ran out of the bank, and out of Peri and Jos' sight.

Suddenly someone tapped Peri on the back!
Peri screamed and turned round. There was another level 3 holding his bronze sword and wooden shield. "Hi. Im Kevin." He said. Peri let out a sigh of relief and shook hands. "Hello Kevin, Im Peri and this is my friend Jo. You won't believe what I just saw!" Peri replied, but Kevin nodded his head. "Actually I saw it." He said. Peri smiled. "Well c'mon then! Lets save the day and get that money back!" Peri leapt up and didnt give Jo a chance to grab his leg again. Kevin ran after him and sighing, for the manyth time, and started to follow. What had Peri got them into?

The money was in the bag... literally. Three guardians were dead. The only two noobs on the island wouldnt hurt him... It was going so well.
The figure couldnt be found anywhere. Peri sighed, and Jo smiled reassuringly. "Dont worry... Its OK."

They swung their swords at the rats. Without a mage to teleport them, they couldn't leave Tutorial Island so Vannaka had told them to make the best of it. Jos and Peris' Attack, defence, strength and range were now 3; they had thought that combat was the best.

However, Kevin had decided that he had better get up mining and smithing, so he was just in the next room.

After killing the hundredth rat for that day, Vannaka came into the cage to talk to Peri and Jo. A rat attacked him, but he only shook a hand at it and it died instantly. He smiled. "Well guys, you've done pretty well. And i'd like you two to go fight the big boss of Tutorial Island. Nobody has defeated it so far..."
Peri smiled. "We can do that SO easily! Where is it, and we'll bring back its bones!"
Vannaka laughed. "OK. Well you know the Chefs house? Theres a cliff there, and theres a Cave at the bottom of it. Living there is a..."
"Scorpion!" The sentence was finished for him by Peri. He bit his lip. They had failed miserably last time... could they do it now?
"We'll do it!" Peri said, and Jo sighed once again. Looked like Peri decided everything...

They were walking to the cliff, through the chefs house, when they saw it. The chefs dead body, slumped against the cooker. Another murder.

Peri and Jo gasped, but walked through. They climbed down the cliff, bringing their logs and tinderbox, and entered the cave...

But would they come out again?

Two level sixes and one level 14... Who would win? The scorpion screeched and leapt at Peri, the one who had hurt it with a rock before. But Jo was too fast. He leapt in front of Peri and slashed the Scorpion for a 1! He would have landed on his head, but using his awesome athletic skills, managed to do a cartwheel to stand on his legs again.

Peri aimed with his bow. He fired an arrow, but it just bounced off the scorpions thick skin. He aimed again, this time pulling the bowstring back as far as possible... He fired and hit a 1.

But then the fire went out. They were in complete darkness. Suddenly Peri lost 3 HP! The scorpion could see them, but they could not see this monster! Jo leapt to the floor and tried to start a fire, but it was hard in the dark. He just had to hope they could survive.

Peri was firing arrows like mad. The scorpion lost another 1 HP. And then Jo started the fire! He charged at the scorpion and sunk his sword into the scorpions body, hitting a 3! Peri aimed for an eye, and hit it. A 2HP.

And then he just kept firing! Finally the scorpion died, but with it, so did the fire. While Jo was starting the fire, Peri swore he could hear footsteps.

The fire lit again, and standing in front of them, was the figure in black robes. He, or she, laughed and started to pull back the hood, but Peri grabbed Jo and ran before he could see who it was...

Vannaka was positioned on the top of the gate of the Cage of Rats, the spear thrust through his body, a trophy to the murderer. He was barely alive, and when Peri and Jo climbed down the ladder, he held out a hand and muttered, "It was him... kill him... Kill..." His eyes fluttered, and then his arm fell and banged against the gate. Vannaka was dead.

But Kevin might know who the killer was! The two noobs ran into the opposite chamber but there was no one there. However, there was a pickaxe with a note on it so Jo picked it up, and read out loud:

"Your friend is kidnapped. He will be released safely if you leave the bones of the scorpion you killed in the bank by 3 o Clock. If you do not do this, your friend WILL be tortured in the worst way possible... We have feathers. Dont bother spying on the bank - if you do, you will be tortured!"

Jo bit his lip. "But we didnt get any scorpion bones!" But Peri shook his head. "You didnt. But I picked them up as we left. Like I said to dear Vannaka, we would get those bones!" This made Jo smile. "Lets go to the bank then..." He replied.

They ran to the bank and gave the bones to the bankers. What should they do now? They couldnt resist, even Jo couldnt. They wished theyd seen who it was earlier. They hid behind a bush and waited for the figure to come...But he didnt, and neither did Kevin. It was half past 4 but still nothing, so Jo checked the bank to see that the bones were gone. How?

And then they spotted the back door. The kidnapper had come in from here, he just had to have!

They ran through it, Peri first. And then they saw the house. Kevin was here, both Peri and Jo could feel it. They ran in the house.

It wasnt a house - it was a church! And there was a small man dressed in brown robes with a shiny bald head on his knees by the altar, praying. Peri grabbed him by the neck and pulled him up. "Wheres Kevin!" He asked viciously. The monk gave them a smug, knowing smile. "Tell us and we wont hurt you!" Peri shouted at him. The monk shook his head. Peri squeezed tighter. "Last chance!" The monk still smiled, and Peri wouldnt take it anymore. There was a faint crack and the monk fell to the ground, no longer smiling.

They had searched the church, but Kevin was not there. Peri was sitting on a pew, staring out the window, when he saw the last house on Tutorial Island, the one the dead mage had ran from... Could it be? Could Kevin possibly be in there? He had to find out.

Peri and Jo opened the front door and were overcome in the smell of the decayedmeat. In a cage were seven or eight rotten chickens. Peri felt like he was going to vomit, and had to pull his shirt over his mouth and nose to stop it. They searched all the cupboards as quickly as possible, but they found nothing.

They walked out the door, and suddenly everything was revealed. Where Kevin was, Who the murderer was...

Jo gasped. Peri couldn't believe it. How could someone come back from the dead? And why was he there, holding a sword like the hooded figure was... straight at Jo and Peri. He was supposed to be their friend.

Kevin laughed. "You really are stupid! Did you not realise that it was me all along! Obviously not!" He shouted. The mage standing next to him laughed.Peri and Jo were so confused. "But... you were level 3!" Peri said. "And how did you get behind us so fast! How did you get the scorpion bones!" Kevin laughed. "All the work of my good friend, the Mage," He replied. The mage smiled smugly.

"But you killed the mage!" Peri shouted back. Kevin shook his head. "The mage cast a spell to create an illusion to fool those silly bankers; I had no idea you were there though, that is, until I went to kill Vannaka and I saw you spying on me! I still cannot believe you did not suspect us! How else do you think we would get feathers! The mages' home is the only place that chickens are!"

It all came together now. Why had they not figured it out before?

But then Kevin drew his sword up high. "You are the only two people who can stop me. And you are noobs! Prepare to die!"

But Jo was confused. "Stop what?" He asked. "Because you are going to die, I might as well tell you. Without tutorial island, there will be no new players! And the players currently playing will die shortly..."

And then he charged at them.

Jo leapt up from the ground just in time. If he had been a second later, his brain would have become embedded in the long blood red Dragon Longsword. At he jumped in the air, he swung his foot down as hard as possible and hit Kevins' head.

Peri ducked the sword and tripped Kevin over. Peri and Jo both pulled their Bronze swords from its sheath. But suddenly they felt glued to the spot. They couldnt move at all. The mage had casted Entangle on both of them, and Kevin plunged his sword through each of their stomachs. When the entangle was over they fell to the floor and stopped moving.

And now the plan would begin! Kevin made sure that the scorpion bones were in the middle of the circle of sticks, and then started casting the ritual. Suddenly he heard screams from all directions. The plan was going well. The people were starting to be tortured.

And suddenly the mage fell to the floor, another victim of the Dragon Longsword. All the guardians needed to be dead for this to work.

Suddenly Tutorial Island started to sink. The screams grew louder... The people of Runescape would do anything to stop this torture... even allowing Kevin, who resembled the most of what Zamorak would if he were a mortal human to take over Runescape...

And the only two people - noobs - who could stop him were lying on the ground, not moving a muscle.

Peri opened his eyes. The mage was dead and Kevin was casting some sort of ritual. Suddenly he felt cold sea water wrapping him inside its prison as Tutorial Island began to sink, very slowly.

He nudged Jo but got no reply. Another nudge, but still no reply... Peri lifted himself off the ground, holding his hand against his stomach wound. He was lucky to be alive... but Jo wasnt so lucky. Kevin had got the sword right through Jos' heart, and Jo was dead.

Tears made their way down Peri's face and became one with the sea water. How could Jo be dead? Peri couldnt live without Jo - he was his best friend... and Jo was gone, he was dead, he was dead.

Rage consumed Peri. He grabbed his sword and Jos' sword. He leapt up, one hand holding a sword each. "You die now." He shouted darkly.

Kevin suddenly stopped the ritual, and Tutorial Island stopped sinking. The water was up to Peris' knees. Kevin pulled his sword from the sheath and laughed.

Peri charged at Kevin, but the two swords were blocked by one. Kevin swung his sword at Peri, but Peri put his two swords in a X shape and left the tip oevins' sword just touching his cheek.

He swung his swords up, making Kevins' sword go up, and Peri stabbed Kevin. "Ha! That tickles!" Laughed Kevin. There was not even blood flowing from him. He ripped his shirt and there it was, in all its glory; His Dragon Chainmail.

There was no way Peri would win this fight...

Peri ran. He jumped down the ladder and his feet caught the wooden holds. But he was going to fast. They snapped and when Peri reached the floor there was nothing he could do but trip over. Kevin leapt down just as Peri got to his feet.

Peri ran through the chamber, Kevin close behind him. He jumped at the ladder and started climbing when Kevin caught his leg. Peri tried to shake him off but he couldnt. He reached up above the ground and grabbed a rock. He threw it down and it landed on Kevins Head. He yelled and Peri was able to make it up.

He stood frozen to the spot. The quest instructor was dead, too.

And then he ran. He ran past the chefs house and, before Kevin could see him, slid down the muddy cliff. It hurt, as he didnt have the logs but he got down there, and he ran into the cave.

He didnt know how long he had been running for. He hadnt met the scorpion yet. And then he crashed into something. He felt his way on it. It was wooden and then - yes! A handle. Peri pushed it open and there was a large tunnel, brightly lit up with torches on the walls. Could it be...? Could it possibly lead him to safety...?

But then Peri had other things to think about. The scorpion appeared and stood in his way... it filled up the whole width of the tunnel. Peri had two choices. Go back and face Kevin. Or fight this scorpion. Peri made up his mind quickly...

He drew his sword and they stared each other out, trying to decide how and when they should attack...

The scorpion attacked first. It jumped into the air, ready to dive upon him and pull out his insides. But Peri was too fast. He pushed himself forward as he fell to the floor and the scorpion landed head first on solid concrete.

Peri took advantage of this. He swung his sword at the scorpion and made a deep wound at its tail. But the scorpion leapt up and caught the skin of Peris' neck with a claw, and tore it off. If it had been one or two cm closer, it wuld have caught a vein. Peri rubbed his neck, and knew that if things stayed the same the scorpion would emerge victorious... what to do?

The scorpion leapt up at him again, and Peri dived to the side. He burnt his hand on one of the torches. Yes! The torches! He grabbed one and wrestled it off the wall. He swung it in front of the scorpion and it backed off. Peri threw the torch at it and the scorpion went up in flames. Peri was about to run when Kevin appeared.

"Hello." He said with a smug smile. The same smile from the monk... exactly the same smile... Kevin had possessed the monk! Peri felt ashamed that he killed the monk. But he quickly forgot about that. He ran as fast as he could.

But Kevin had known this would happen. He clicked his fingers and a horse appeared. He leapt on to it and whipped it. The horse started running...

The light... sunlight... Peri was going to make it to safety! But then the light was blocked. A figure stood in the way.

As he came closer, Peri saw that it was a werewolf dressed in a light blue large helmet, a chainmail made from bones, a shield made from bones, a sword with spikes on the balde and blood red legs. Peri ran up to him and clung on to his chainmail. "Please... save me..."

The werewolf nodded his head. "I will fight for Tutorial Island!" He shouted. Peri smiled. "Whats your name?" He asked. Just before he left, he turned round and said, "Woof woof." Then he charged, his sword up high, ready for the fercious battle about to unfold.

Peri ran and found himself in a cellar. He climbed up a ladder to find himself in a castle, standing right next to a cook. The cook smiled at him and said, "Would you like to go on a quest?" Peri thought about it. Then he thought about the situation. Then he thought about what he had said to the quest master. Then it hurt because he had thought too much. He wasnt used to thinking, so he grabbed a pot and smashed it on the chefs head.

"Ahhhh!" Hans shouted. Peri raised an eyebrow. "Jeez, Im only level 6, I aint gonna really kill everyone in this castle, I only want to tell you that Tutorial Island is going to be doomed and Runescape is in big danger!" Replied Peri. "Ahhh!" Hans shouted.

Peri was a small noob in a big world... what should he do?

Suddenly he heard a bang. It looked like Woof Woof had failed... Kevin ran out of the castle, looking really annoyed. Peri ran and dived into the lake, and swam up to Varrock.

He found King Roald and told him about Kevin. Roald nodded, and told him that everything would be alright...

Peri walked out of the castle and decided he should go and kill some cows. He walked down to the cow pen and there Kevin was! A cage fell down on them, and Peri could see no way to escape... he would have to fight. No running. He drew his sword - for the final time?

They charged a each other, blocking each others attack with immense skill. Peri would normally be dead instantly. But he was fighting for Jo, and the whole of Runescape.

Then Peri ducked and thrust his sword up. Kevin stopped moving for a second, and then coughed blood. He sliced at Peris' arm to make a deep would. Blood was pouring out of it. They fought, until Peri felt to weak to carry on. He fell down, on top of a calf. All the cows looked at him in anger. Kevin lunged at him. Peri leapt out of the way just as the cows started charging. They hit Kevin before he knew what was happening. He was thrown against a fence and stopped moving. Dead, at last...

For saving Runescape King Roald gave him a ferry business. He was knighted. But that didnt stop Peris' thoughts about Jo... He was gone, and would never come back. But Peri just had to live with that!