Sasuke Hears a Sound

blah-thoughts

"blah"-talking

blah-Inner Sasuke

In the peaceful village of Kohona, the silence is broken by a series of thumps and bumps. Now, what is the cause of this you may wonder? It is our wonderfully hot and strong Sasuke-kun! (fangirls faint)

Sasuke is training extremely hard, as usual, when suddenly his cell rings. He sighs in annoyance and walks over to the tree stump where his cell phone lies. "Yeah?" Sasuke answers.

"Heeeey! Sasuke-teme! You done training yet?" Naruto cheerfully says.

"Meh. Why?" (Oh, our wonderful conversationalist Sasuke-kun!))

"Well, Sakura chan's over at my house now, so…you wanna come over?"

"Meh. Why?"

Naruto getting slightly impatient. "Ughh! Dammnit Sasuke! Just come over to spend some time with your friends!"

"Yeah, whatever. I'll be there."

"ALLLRIGHT THEN! SEE YA!"

Sasuke sighs as he hangs up. Naruto is so annoying… Hmph. Maybe I shouldn't have told him I was coming after all…

Dude! waddya talking about! You can't possibly think of leaving our Sakura alone with that dobe! He'll like, rape her or something!'

I couldn't care less.

Ummm…dude? I think you do care.

No I don't.

Yes you do.

No I don't.

Yes you do.

Ughhh! Dammnit! Just leave me alone, will ya? Who are you anyway?

Inner Sasuke puts his hand on outer Sasuke's shoulder (if that were possible!)

I

Am

Your

Father.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sasuke fell onto his knees wailing and started to tear out his precious hair. Some raccoons walking by stopped to stare at the strange figure who was currently wobbling precariously and hysterically saying "Katon no jutsu…katon no jutsu katon no jutsu-I CAN DO IT FATHER! YOU'LL SEE!" and blowing large, excessive amounts of spit bubbles, being unable to properly summon enough air into his mouth to perform the said jutsu.

ahem

Now, our cute lil' Sasuke-kun has finished his little psycho act. Sooooooo, we can now move on with the story. Kay, so Sasuke finally got to Naruto's apartment, and he knocked on the door. No answer. He knocked again. No answer. Wtf? Why isn't the dobe answering the door. He invited me and the least he could do is come and greet me at the freaking door. That dobe. And what about Sakura? Doesn't she know that I'm coming? THE Uchiha Sasuke? Ugh. Whatever.

Sasuke turned the knob, and to his surprise, it turned easily. He walked inside of Naruto's untidy apartment. It was quiet. Too quiet. Then, all of a sudden, Sasuke hears a sound. It was coming from Naruto's bedroom. It was Sakura. He walked towards Naruto's room, and was about to open the door when…

"Okay Naruto! This time, I will dominate you!"

"You're on Sakura-chan! At the end of this love-fest, we'll see who'll be begging for mercy!"

"Love-fest? There is no love in this Naruto. This is just purely for the competion--to see who's better. Actually, you know that i'm more experience than you anyway."

Sasuke froze at this. What? Love-fest. What's going on? He clenched his fists in irritation. What's Naruto doing with MY Sakura! And what's with Sakura saying that she'll DOMINATE Naruto? Could they be…? And I though that Sakura was so innocent!I never knew she could be so...heartless. 'there's no love in this?' Does this mean that she sleeps aroudn with other guys...OTHER than Naruto?AndI thought that I would be the one to…

You thought you'd be the one to what, Sasu-chan? Hmmmm?

Shut it.

Sasuke blushed a bit.

Ohhh, so you don't like me calling you by any nicknames, huh? You only wish that Sakura called you that!

No I don't.

Oh, yes you do! I'm your inner self, remember? I know all about those dreams you have about her… How do you know that her bikini size is 3 anyway? Hey….have you been spying on her with Naruto in the hot springs? Eh? nudge nudge

w…t…f. Naruto's been spying on her at the hot springs!

Meh. Just joking man. Calm your self down…y'know. Have a chill pill and shiz?

Why you—

And just as Sasuke was about to accomplish the impossible-beating up his inner self, he heard something that nearly stopped his poor heart.

"Naruto! Let ME pick the colour this time!"

"But I'M the one who's behind all the action! I'M gonna choose the colour, and that's FINAL."

"Psh, just because you're the one who's at the controls, doesn't mean anything. I'M the one who's always coaching you."

Sasuke nearing had a seizure.

"That doesn't mean anything Sakura-chan! I'm the one with the controls here. You just lie there and do nothing while I do all the work. Besides,I'M a guy. That automatically means that i'm better at this than you. It just comes naturally forus guys. ButI bet you just like watching me sweat, that's why you love watching me do this."

"You got that right. I love it when you lose control."

Sasuke's face was slowly turning a nasty eggplant-shade of purple.

"Argh! Sakura-chan! Stop bouncing so much! You're making me lose my concentration!"

"Yeah, that's the point dumbass."

"Okay, I need some inspiration. Sakura, hand me some of that leftover ramen over there on the nightstand!"

"You sure need some inspiration. Here ya go."

"Okay, adrenaline rush nooooooow!"

"Finally, Naruto. You're actually gaining some speed. You should eat ramen the next time too. Then you can go faster, and then when it'll be MY turn sooner."

Sakura's turn? At what! Pleasuring Naruto?

"Ahhhh! Faster! Faster! GO FASTER YOU STUPID THING!"

Sasuke had just enough of that. He kicked the door open, and the knob came off and went flying towards Naruto and knocked the video game controller out of his hands.

"Sasuke-teme! You just made me lose the race! You bastard. Don't you even knock on the front door?"

Sasuke ignored his question and looked wildly from Sakura to Naruto. They were both on the bed, Naruto sitting and Sakura lying down on her stomach, both fully clothed. Seeing this Sasuke relaxed a bit.

"W-what- where you two doing."

"Um… we were playing Grand Turismo 3?"

AN: lol… I haven't playing grand Turismo 3 yet, so I don't know if there's only one player or whatever. But for the purpose of this story, only one player can play at a time, or let's just say that Naruto has only one controller. Hope you guys enjoyed my fic there's a couple more chapters to come, next will be Sakura and Chouji in the kitchen!