Who doesnt love facebook? This was inspired by the fact that my inbox is being clogged by my best friend and her boyfriend flirting over a photo that I tagged them in. I am very tempted to continue this. Drop a review, let me know what you think.
SPOILERS: Set after IM2 so expect them.
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Iron Man or Facebook. If only...
Tony Stark is in a relationship with Virginia "Pepper" Potts
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Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Hang on, I didnt approve that. STARK, your ass better not have hacked my account again
Tony Stark: How could it have been me? I've been with you and the board all afternoon
James Rhodes: You're having a lovers spat already? What's it been? Two days?
Tony Stark: Go to hell Rhodey.
Natasha Romanoff: I really WAS kidding about the honeymoon. When did this happen?
James Rhodes: They were making out on one of the roof's after Tony saved Pepper from an eploding Hammer drone.
Natasha Romanoff: Really?
Natasha Romanoff: Hang on, how do YOU know that?
James Rhodes: Tony decided to land on the same roof that I was already on.
Virginia "Pepper" Potts is tempted to castrate Tony Stark with a rusty spoon
Natasha Romanoff likes this.
Tony Stark: I didnt do anything I swear!
JARVIS would probably have a headache if he wasn't a computer
Harold Hogan: You're the lucky one Jarvis
Tony Stark: Since when are you on facebook Jarvis? And WHY?
JARVIS: I have found that it is a simple way to communicate with you after you mute me for passing on advise sir
Virginia "Pepper" Potts is single
James Rhodes: You broke you ALREADY?
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Don't make me find my spoon James.
James Rhodes: *Squirms*
Tony Starks wants a kiss
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: I'm sure I have Christine's number somewhere
Tony Stark: But I don't want her number
Tony Stark wants a kiss from Virginia "Pepper" Potts
Virginia "Pepper" Potts is tempted to borrow Natasha Romanoff's gun
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Harold Hogan: Please don't encourage her Nat
JARVIS: I agree with Mr Hogan. I estimate that Miss Potts is 78% likely to actually shoot Mr Stark
Tony Stark: I don't like that. Where's the dislike button?
Natasha Romanoff is tempted to lock Virginia "Pepper" Potts and Tony Stark in the closet
Harold Hogan and James Rhodes like this
Tony Stark: Oh, your ass is fired. Again
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: No she isn't
Tony Stark: You aren't CEO anymore, I can do what I want
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Natasha is MY PA. You can't fire her unless you fire me
Tony Stark: Who's idea was that?
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Yours
Tony Stark: Dammit
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: XD
Natasha Romanoff: Are you SURE you aren't secretly married? Cause you argue like you are
Tony Stark: WHAT!
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: WHAT!
Harold Hogan: *high fives Natasha*
Natasha Romanoff: *receives high five from Happy*
Tony Stark is firing both Harold Hogan and Natasha Hogan
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: No you're not
Tony Stark: Why not?
Harold Hogans wants ice cream
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Natasha Romanoff: Nice subject change
Harold Hogan: Thank you. Not that it will shut them up.
Natasha Romanoff: I'm thinking alcohol and Vegas
Harold Hogan: XD
Harold Hogan: You...wanna wanna go for ice cream?
Natasha Romanoff: Sure
JARVIS wants a fire extinguisher
Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Why do you need a fire extinguisher Jarvis?
JARVIS: I was hoping to cool you and Mr Stark down Miss Potts
James Rhodes: TOLD!
Tony Stark wants to borrow Natasha Romanoff's gun