A/N: Okay, so this was a dream I had last night. Sorry if it's short, but the dream was short. Or, maybe I just don't remember all of it. So, yeah.. Please, review. And be gentle! I wrote and posted this at 2:30 in the morning!
A blonde haired girl stood up, thrusting her glass in the air, slinging the amber liquid onto the bartender, crying "Fuck love! And fuck men!"
She threw her glass of bourbon back and slammed the empty glass onto the table angrily.
Damon Salvatore stood next to her, obviously drunk, raising his glass into the air, shouting "Yes! Fuck love! But I will not be fucking men."
He slammed his drink back and banged the glass onto the table.
The blonde girl leaned against him, giggling as he sat down. "Buddy..." she murmured drunkenly, "I love you..."
He grinned, saying "I love you too, Bud." He looked around, squinting then his azure eyes sprang open wide.
"Oh, snap!" He whispered, "it's the man!"
The girl looked around, mumbling "What man?"
"Your man!" Damon said.
"Oh, snap! It's my man!" The girl squealed as they both ducked down and crawled to the door.
"Kim?" A startled male voice said.
The girl, Kim, looked up innocently.
Damon pointed to her, whispering loudly "She's hammered, by the way."
The boy looked at Damon in a mixture of amusement and confusion, "Are you okay, man?"
Damon laughed drunkenly, replying "Yeah. Think I'll just crawl home." With that he crawled to the door.
The boy turned to Kim, murmuring "Is he gonna be okay...?"
Kim giggled, saying "Yeah... he's the one that's drunk by the way."
The End