Disclaimer: I don't own anyone from the Lord of the Rings, but I wish I could, just like the rest of you LOTR maniacs;)
Gandalf: We're going on a field trip!
Merry: Where?
Gandalf: To the Museum, where else? Field trips are supposed to be pointless and boring.
Merry: Oh.
Aragorn: *walking back from a phone* I just ordered a taxi over the phone. Cool.
*Fellowship arrives in a museum*
*Aragorn runs to the pile of plastic swords in the gift shop*
Aragorn: Ooh! Narsil!
Boromir: It isn't sharp! What am I supposed to do if it isn't sharp!
Legolas: Wash it.
Pippin: Eat it.
Aragorn: I'm buying it.
*Boromir walks over to Gandalf*
Gandalf: Hey, this door won't open!
Frodo: Mellon.
Sam: No, can't you read? It says Staff Only.
Gandalf: Staff? I have a staff!
*Boromir slaps forehead*
Boromir: Crap. Forgot that knife was in there. And its still sharp.
Frodo: I saw that coming.
Ringwraith #6 appears: GIMME THE RING!
Security Guard #41: Excuse me, big man on horse, this is a museum, so you'll have to be quiet.
Ringwraith #6: Oh shush.
Frodo: Aragorn! Help me! I'm scared and helpless! And I think I wet myself!
Aragorn: *slaps forhead* I knew this was coming.
Gandalf: Didn't we all.
Pippin: I'm hungry!
Please stay tuned for Chapter 2! It'll be funnier!
Gandalf: We're going on a field trip!
Merry: Where?
Gandalf: To the Museum, where else? Field trips are supposed to be pointless and boring.
Merry: Oh.
Aragorn: *walking back from a phone* I just ordered a taxi over the phone. Cool.
*Fellowship arrives in a museum*
*Aragorn runs to the pile of plastic swords in the gift shop*
Aragorn: Ooh! Narsil!
Boromir: It isn't sharp! What am I supposed to do if it isn't sharp!
Legolas: Wash it.
Pippin: Eat it.
Aragorn: I'm buying it.
*Boromir walks over to Gandalf*
Gandalf: Hey, this door won't open!
Frodo: Mellon.
Sam: No, can't you read? It says Staff Only.
Gandalf: Staff? I have a staff!
*Boromir slaps forehead*
Boromir: Crap. Forgot that knife was in there. And its still sharp.
Frodo: I saw that coming.
Ringwraith #6 appears: GIMME THE RING!
Security Guard #41: Excuse me, big man on horse, this is a museum, so you'll have to be quiet.
Ringwraith #6: Oh shush.
Frodo: Aragorn! Help me! I'm scared and helpless! And I think I wet myself!
Aragorn: *slaps forhead* I knew this was coming.
Gandalf: Didn't we all.
Pippin: I'm hungry!
Please stay tuned for Chapter 2! It'll be funnier!