Randomly, my head muscle, aka my brain, starting working on something about 5 minutes ago. I saw one of those Eharmony, Match-dot com , Chemistry-dot com and commercials back to back...since I was flipping through channels, and this idea just popped right into my head. Its strange and probably won't come out like I want it to, but whatever. Oh reminder, these are separateyet equally important stories. So here we go!

Oh reposted this because of the fact that everything was jumbled up and it sucked majorly. Sorry if you guys thought it was an update My fault. I'll update soon though, promise!

I don't own Torchwood. BBC does and the brilliant writers...blah blah blah more praise...done? good.
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Eharmony.

Jack and Ianto were placed in front of a camera and told to talk about their experience together. Jack, or at least somewhere in the back of his head, wondered why he'd been dragged to this. Especially since he'd never used this online dating site. It was explained sometime earlier that day, but he really didn't recall the conversation coming to this kind of end.

"Jack, a mate of mine works for this telly company, and one of his clients' clients dropped out at the last minute. I told him we could be over there later. We just have to talk in front of a camera about how we met and things. Please don't get too cheeky, you know that'll piss off everyone at this website." Ianto yelled from the bathroom of their flat.

"We have to work today, Yan." Jack called back, still messing with his waistcoat in the bedroom.

"I already called Daniel to tell him we would make it, then I talked to Gwen this morning and told her we wouldn't be 'round until three. She says 'Bugger off,' and sends her love. Jack snickered at the comment. Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, oh so funny Gwen.

Jack doesn't remember much of the rest of that conversation. Including when, how, and it was condition he was in when he caved.

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Ianto's arms wrapped around Jack's waist and the director told them to talk to the camera about the first time they met and about how they love each other so much. Plus add in some nice product placement in there too. This was, in fact, one of those cheesy Eharmony commercials that Jack and his lover always made fun of.

"I'm doing this just because, although I don't remember how you got me there, I caved. Once, Yan, just for you." Jack smiled down at Ianto and started speaking.

"Well, we met through a Pterodactyl, actually. Her name is Myfanwy. Well, anyway, this man was bugging me, online, to meet up with him, so I got into the car and there he was,"
Jack grinned from ear to ear.
"standing in the middle of the street. I asked what he was doing and he wanted to know whether or not I wanted to help him out on this flying dinosaur he saw. That peeked my interest, if only for a minute. As I told him, I've eaten dinosaurs for breakfast."
Ianto, arms still around his boyfriend's waist, was staring at the man in question intensely; internally laughing his arse off.

"Jack..." Ianto trailed off as he looked over at his mate and the crew. Everyones' mouths doing the same thing made for an audience of 'ohs'. Jack loved the attention, Ianto just grinned sheepishly at the director and pulled his Captain out of the studio before the both got yelled at.

It's safe to say, Daniel doesn't take to Ianto much anymore.

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Okay so I'm thinking I will make this into three separate chapters.
Chemistry-dot-com is next. Ohhh Goodie!
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