Every night by the light of his nite-light in bed
My son begs the prose of Dr Seuss to be read
So, inspired by the rhymes of this wonderful chap
May I introduce: B&B's Epic Romance Recapped!
Please enjoy
I don't own Bones or Dr Seuss!
Once in the far away land of DC
Lived the finest doctor of anthropology
Though never she gave love the merest a glance
This is the story of her epic romance
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In the same metropolis not two blocks away
There worked an FBI guy who solveth'd foul play
Whilst romantic at heart he'd dare not perchance
The thought that he'd share such an epic romance
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They met over a dead dude in a bubbling tub
He kissed her a senseless 'neath the lights of the pub
Yet despite sparks a flying – they balked at the chance
Lest they burn by the flames of this epic romance
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Yet, as berries picked early when the season's yet young
They burn in your belly and bitter your tongue
This couple plucked early – simply couldn't finance
The stuff that's required for an epic romance
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So they parted abruptly with flame throwers burning
Just shy a year 'fore they could stomach returning
Then with egos a'flaming they resumed their dance
And danced it so well – 'twas an epic romance
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Time flies – it does when you're all having fun
And slowly they mellowed and their friendship begun
And slowly but surely they succumbed to the trance
And their universes shifted with epic romance
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With their polar opinions, their challenging bickers
They fanned the spark and flirted the flickers
It was as clear as the sun sitting in it's expanse
That this couple were destined for epic romance
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It was about six years along in their sexy tango
(Because epic romances are notoriously slow)
He gambled on whim and asked for a chance
And what followed spelled the end of this epic romance
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For they fled to the opposite ends of the earth
(A typical move to dodge a "moonlighting curse"?)
But there's only so many evasive distortions
Before you ruin a romance of such epic proportions
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Then upon return – as if in utter denial
He brought back a barbie and plastered a smile
And never so much as looked at askance
At the doctor with whom he shared epic romance
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So in waste of almost the entire sixth season
They permitted this betrayal – this romantic treason
And it went from a comedy to sadness and angst
That would forever taint this epic romance
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Then in complete defiance of romancing law
Too proud to reign in his tragic flaw
He proposed and took an impenetrable stance
Against his fate, his love, his epic romance
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But Barbie – she was smarter than most blondes go
Through the fakest of tears she replied firmly, "no"
So he turned on his heal all bitter and septic
And swore himself off love - no matter how epic
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Somewhere in the shambles his anger subsided
And in mourning gave comfort and the two – they collided
And despite the thousand-plus perfect a chance
A zygote chose that night in their epic romance
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And it's all good – I'm excited and all
But I'm still kinda reeling from their epic downfall
But I'll wait for season seven – I'll give it a chance
To repair the irreversible damage to this epic romance
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And I'll try, I will, to keep up my chin
But my faith has been shaken much to my chargrin
So, please if you see that they still have a chance
Then review in support of this epic romance!
Oh! You're still here! You haven't run away!
Please hit the review button - you'll be making my day!
Take care!