Warning: FANG SPOILERS! So don't read if you haven't read Fang. Just warnin' ya.
Dear Fang,
I. HATE. YOU. You left...and then I didn't eat or sleep for three weeks straight. I am now because the Flock is forcing me to. And now that my period of major heartbreak is subsiding (believe it or not, it'll stay for GOOD in the back of my mind), you have a right to know that I'm PISSED at a whole new level. Oh, yes.
You tore my heart into tiny little pieces and I'm never, EVER going to forgive you for that. EVER. You'll probably sneak in here again to collect your precious little laptop, which is obviously more important than me, so I'm saving these letters in your folders. Fang...you're the only one in my thoughts, my nightmares, and my dialog when I speak. When I open my eyes in the morning I see you. I see you before I close my eyes at night and travel to another world in which you get your guts ripped out by erasers, you die in my arms with a bullet hole in your chest, or you make out with red-haired wonder. I see your gorgeous smile and your perfect hair and I feel your strong arms wrapped around me until I realize that the whole thing is just in my mind.
And don't "sweetie" me. Your sweet-talk isn't going to help mend my broken heart now, is it? And how dare you leave me here with this annoying "perfect other half" who seems to constantly glower at my loss? Now he comes in to "check on me" and tries to kiss me. Ya...NO. As inviting as it sounds to get close to a guy who looks like he's out of a magazine for hot beach models, I prefer the simple and charming humility of you. Well, I preferred. Now that you're gone, who knows what could happen? I might as well go and make out with beach boy.
Fang, you admitted your love for me in your letter...quite well, I have to say, for a feelingless piece of charcoal. Well I love you too, and I love you with a passion I've never felt before, and it's impossible to stop loving you, however hard I try.
Now GO DIE IN A HOLE.
Max
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