A Lombax and His Robot

A series of oneshots by Wrenchy

I believe I haven't submitted anything to FFnet for quite a while. I apologize for that. I went through quite a bit of a writer's block, and with the exception of maybe a few posts on my forums (which is listed on my profile) I haven't been able to really write anything. However, I have felt rather inspired for Ratchet and Clank themselves, and so, I have finally mustered up the courage to put up my rather stupid rambling through each oneshot.

This is just a bit of a foreword and won't count as one of the oneshots. I wanted to submit this separately because I wanted to explain myself a bit. The thing I most prominently want to explain is why I decided to make these oneshots. I'm quite the fan of Ratchet and Clank's bromance, but I do not support their romance, so none of them will be romantic. This whole oneshot collection is dedicated to stuff that explores their relationship, involves the two characters by themselves, or puts them in a temporary AU. I know I should write about other characters, but these two are really addictive!

Now, here are a few things that you should know before you read:

I do take requests. If you have a prompt I can write for, I'll go ahead and do that. However, it must relate to that huge, tl;dr paragraph that's right there.

I update this whenever I finish one of those oneshots. That means I don't go by a "schedule" to update this from, so there may be a period in which I update this every day, and then there may be a time in which I won't update this for over a month. That's just how it goes, my friends. Though I expect to update this a lot for now…

The top rating is T. There will be absolutely no smut and the thing that would be most prominent is gore if any and language, as well as maybe a few themes.

Pairings may pop up randomly; none of them will be Ratchet x Clank. Don't yell at me, Ratchet x Clank fans. There may be times in which Talwyn x Ratchet is hinted at (whether it be for a friend or otherwise) or something. Most likely I will not submit Ratchet x Clank anywhere unless I'm doing something for a friend. (I already promised one Ratchet x Clank oneshot to Mia Taylor, a good friend of mine who has supported me. Same thing with Ratchet x Talwyn.)

I do not own anything but the oneshots. All rights go to Insomniac.

I have no problems with you guys not reviewing – if you don't have anything constructive to say, please don't feel obliged to review. This is up to you, not to me. On the flip side, if you appreciate any of the oneshots, feel free to let me know, or to make fanart. I don't bite, I promise.