Disclaimer: Plays belong to Shakespeare, even if he's not around to argue. He' a very smart very dead guy. Also Lion King belongs to Disney.
Shadowsanddreams: Hello! I was thinking of all those hours spent on reading all of Shakespeare's plays and with the help of Nefertiri's Handmaiden we came up with…
Shakespeare's shorts!
Romeo and Juliet: I love you! I love you too! I might as well just kill myself! *dies*
Richard III:
Richard-*singing* I just can't wait to be kiiiiiiiing! *kills family* Yeah! Told you I couldn't wait! *is crowned*
Macbeth:
(see title)-I want to be king. I must be king, for my name is the title! *kills king* yeah! Go me!
Witches-Double double toil and trouble... There will be a GREAT king! He will... you will... killed by Irish guy... Macbeth- I feel marginally better about myself
Witches-Were you even listening? Macbeth-No *is killed by MacDuff* Noooo! If only I had been warned in advance!
Witches- *sigh*
Much Ado About Nothing: IMPUDENT STRUMPET! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME! OKAY!
Midsummer nights dream:
Oberon-I'm angry that you're not sharing your toy so I'll make life difficult for some mortals!
Titania-Shut up nobody loves you!
Oberon-fine! Puck, go drug the buggers!
Puck- Yes sir! *seriously messed up relationships ensue and some hallucinations*
Hamlet: Whoa is me! Feeling and Emotions and suicidal tendencies...
Twelfth Night:
Orsino and Oliva: So, wait, are you a dude or a chick?
Taming of the Shrew: Name calling, mental tortures and weddings! Match made in heaven or...?
Othello: Race! Prejudice! Lies! Adultery?
The Merchant of Venice: Anti-Semitism!!
As You Like It: Orlando: So, wait, are you a chick or a dude? (sound familiar?)