Chapter 1 - Tobi's Valentine's Day Plan

As it was February, the month known as "Love", everyone was to give and share their "love" to their "loved ones". By giving heart shaped boxes of chocolates, confessing then becoming a "thing" or you get rejected (I'm sorry if you do), giving a bouquet of a dozen wonderful smelling flowers of all sorts and maybe by spending the night together, watching the stars and cuddling under the moonlight as a happy couple.

This only happens on February 14th, the day called Valentines Day.

Romantic, huh?

Way too romantic for the "evil" organization Akatsuki.

Why would they even celebrate this stupid holiday when they're so busy during missions?

Well, think again.

You'd be surprised of how life works in their world.

...

The masked orange lollipop had woken up with a a red string tied around his finger in a loose heart shape, he was confused but wasn't dumb, the male knew that today was something important. He got out of the bed, his bed sheets the colour of red with multiple pink heart prints all over the place with the words "I Love You" in bold, still no clue. Tobi then went to open the blinds and spotted a couple men and women holding hands, sitting for a lovely picnic, making out and a bunch of flowers being handed over to the women by men.

Still. No. Clue.

He sighed and picked up a nearby pink marker to cross out the previous day from the calendar then noticed he had the 14th day circled and scribbled with a bunch of pink and red hearts all over the place, for some reason, the walls too. The male then looked down at himself to see that he was wearing a comfy onesie that had many hearts of all sizes and colour.

Tobi started to think.

The hearts.

The colours of red and pink.

The dating men and women outside being happy together, in love.

All of the chocolate boxes and bouquets of flowers being given.

February 14th being circled on his calendar.

It added up! It all made sense now!

"It's VALENTINE'S DAY!", Tobi shouted his lungs out, waking up the rest of the members.

There was a loud obnoxious groan from everyone, especially from Itachi (you can tell and hear him down the hall).

"Not in my damn ear Tobi, un", Deidara says in his as usual pissed tone of voice, sort of getting out of bed.

"Well Tobi just can't help it Deidara-senpai!", he shouts once more. "It's Valentine's Day! And Tobi just can't wait to get everyone gifts!"

"No. No just no, un.", the blonde says sternly then tosses the blanket over himself again.

"And why ever not Senpai?"

"Last time we had had someone, all the fangirls especially, it went chaotic, un.", he explained shivering just from the thoughts. "Itachi-san's fangirls were the most annoying and kept on praising him, Kisame No Danna was being tortured by sushi and how "amazing" it was, Hidan-san's fans tried to touch him "there" but he sacraficed them to Jashin, Kakuzu stripped their wallets and other stuff, un."

"Ohhh...", Tobi jumps a bit back a bot startled of these "scary" fangirls and their doing. "Well Tobi has another idea!"

"Whatever, un...", Deidara says and slowly falls back asleep. "Oh and get out of that stupid onesie, it hurts just to see one heart, un..."

"Yes Senpai!", he jolts and salutes forgetting that the blond was already asleep.

The bigger male walks to take off his furry onesie then put on his black robe with the signature red cloud on the fabric, he turns the door knob quietly and sneaks away.

Tobi closes the door gently like a spy in his Akatsuki robe, pacing back and fourth in front of the room door of what he should do for this "special" holiday.

Giving everyone chocolates?

No, too chocolate-y...

Flowers?

Nah, Zetsu-san wouldn't approve...

How about a date...?

A date?

Yes, a date!

A date for everyone!

Tobi squealed in his mind and ran down the stairs like a total 5 year old who just saw their show come on, his idea was genius!

Of course, it was going to be hard to get a date for each member unless he paired them up with their favourite thing in the world, or person.

Planning the dates at a location, a secret spot near the hidden base, not too close nor too far. Not so easy to tell where the person is at yet not too hard to figure why the person is there.

He pondered about the special person, the one, who fits for each and every member. It was hard like breaking the ice between a friend yet simple as friend-zoning another.

The lightbulb in Tobi's mind dinged, the bulb was flashing rapidly which meant another idea had just been though of. The pairs had been decided and he had the perfect place for the two.

"Just wait and see everyone!", Tobi thought to himself evily. "You shall all FEEL THE LOVE!"

Chapter 1 - End - 02/06/2018

A/N - Thank you for reading this short chapter or the beginning of it all, I will try and update every week or at least once every two weeks. The next chapter will start off as a normal day then it gets random real fast, I have planned everything out already in my head, thank you so much!