Ruby

Lyndsey

Taylor

Fang

Max

Angel

Nudge

Gasman

Fred & George Weasley

Edward

Bella

Jacob

Emmett

Chapter 1

Ruby: Lyndsey!!!! I'm bored!!!

Lyndsey:Sooooo???

Ruby:I am in desperate need of something Maximum Ride related

Lyndsey:I still don't get you

Ruby: PLEASE fetch me my picture of Fang so I can gaze at his 8 pack

Lyndsey: ...Eeew. Face it Ruby he doesn't have an 8 pack

Ruby: Do to!

Lyndsey: Do not!

Ruby: Do not!

Lyndsey: Do to!...Hey you cheated!!

Ruby: Sooo???

Lyndsey: Oh forget it!! Hey how about you just capture the Flock and keep them as captives so you can forever stare at Fang??

Ruby:EUREKA!!! Lyndsey you are a genius!!

Lyndsey: I know

Ruby: It would give me an excuse to use my remove-fangs-shirt-inator!!!! And my indestructable cagey thingy!!!

Lyndsey: Remove-Fangs-Shirt-Anator??? I don't even want to know.

Ruby: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Lyndsey: *Mutters to herself* Troubled child...

1 Hour Later~

Lyndsey: ITS READY!!!

Ruby: Why are you so excited?

Lyndsey: 2 reasons my little obssesed friend. No.1- You let me invite vampires-

Ruby: IF I could invite Jacob

Lyndsey: -Yes Ruby now as I was saying. No.2 I want to prove that Fang doesn't have an 8 pack. I don't even think thats possible..

Ruby: DON'T INSULT MY FAVOURITE BIRD-KIDS 8 PACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lyndsey: ...

Ruby: Thats what I thought

Angel: Where are we?

Rubys Evil Minian: The land of milk and cookies!

Ruby: Don't give her any more sugar, K?

Lyndsey: But thats whats you named your bedroom

Ruby: NOT MY BEDROOM!!! THE LAND OF MILK AND COOKIES!

Lyndsey: Yeh whatever

Ruby: Now time to get the sparkly people and the big doggy

*Edward, Bella, Jacob & Emmett appear out of nowhere*

Ruby, Lyndsey, Nudge all sqeal like the little fan-girls they are

Lyndsey: Edward!!! Over here!!! OME OME OME OME!!!!

Ruby: ZOMF, E & J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nudge: I'm hyper-ventilating!!!

Fang: ZOMF, E & J???

Ruby: H-h-h-he spoke t-to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fang:...Yeh

Ruby: ZOMF, E & J!!!

Lyndsey: It means Oh My Fang, Edward and Jacob

Fang: What does the Z mean??

Nudge:It doen't mean anything it just makes it sound cool

Fang & Jacob:...Ok

Nudge: Max i'm bored!!!

Max: Ssssh Nudge!!!

Ruby: Don't worry, we have entertainment!!!

Max: Thats what I was worried about...

Lyndsey: Do we??

Ruby: Yes Lyndsey we do. For the first act of the evening....*drumroll*...I'M GONNA SING!!!!!!!!!

Jacob: Ooh Ooh whatcha gonna sing!!

Ruby: That is a surprise my little doggy pal.....*Clears throat*...LYNDSEY!!!

Lyndsey: Do I have to?? Oh fine. I present to you the great Rubini

Ruby: This is a very emotional song for me. I wrote it for Fred. Fred Fredburger

Edward: ...Who??

Emmett & Iggy: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO FRED FREDBURGER IS!!!! HE IS MY HERO!!!!

Ruby: Thank you guys.I've finally found someone who understands me. *Sniff* Will you sing this song with me please.

Emmett: *crying* With pleasure. *To Edward* See Eddy, i'm not different!

Iggy: *crying* *to Max & Fang* See, someone sees I have true potential!

Lyndsey, Fang, Max & Edward *Sighs and shake heads*

Emmett:
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Ruby:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Iggy:
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-

Ruby & Emmett:
Iggy! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Friends who do stuff to-

Iggy:
Never! That's completely idiotic!

Emmett:
Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!

Iggy:
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Ruby:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Iggy:
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?

Emmett:
No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Iggy:
Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Spongebob: Okay!

Iggy, Ruby & Emmett
F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddies!.

Iggy, Ruby & Emmett
Down in the deep blue sea.

Jacob: Was..was that..Spongebob Squarepants???

Lyndsey: Sadly..Yes. You see what I have to put up with everyday. Its a whole lot worse when shes high on sugar. *Shudders*

Ruby: Brain wave!!! Time to use my remove-fangs-shirt-inator!!!
Lyndsey: Does that work on any boy???
Ruby: Yes
Lyndsey: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Ruby: *Joins In evil laugh* What are we laughing about???
Lyndsey: *whispers in Rubys ear*
Ruby: You are an evil girl. I like it! I think I've rubbed off on you!!
Edward: Cos thats all we need!
Ruby: Lyndsey would you do the honours?
Lyndsey: Of course! *Pushs buttons on remove-Fangs-shirt-inator*