If I was on Earth

by arvinsharifzadeh

Jesus wondered what happen if he had a special career on Earth.

At Heaven, Jesus was organizing the people that are going to Heaven.

Jesus sighed and said, "I wish I didn't have that much work to do."

God said, "I Jesus, how are you doing today?"

Jesus said, "Everything is great dad, but it seem like something missing."

God said, "What you mean?"

Jesus said, "Well, you see all those people on Earth are having fun, without me."

God said, "But son, just because people are having fun on Earth, doesn't mean you can't have any fun here as well."

Jesus said, "True, but I wondered what it will be like to be one of those people down there."

God said, "Well, what would you like to be?"

Jesus said, "Well, maybe the member of the Sonic Underground."

Jesus had a fantasy of him, Sonic, Sonia, and Manic singing in the band.

[Sonic, Sonia, Manic, and Jesus]
We didn't start the fire
it was always burning since the world been turning
we didn't start the fire
no we try to fight it and we try to light it

Jesus said, "Or, maybe I can become a Jedi."

Jesus had another fantasy of him being a Jedi.

Jesus said, "Hey Luke Skywalker, could you teach me how to use the lightsaber?"

Luke Skywalker said, "Sure, first you have to hold the handle, then you press the switch to turn the laser on."

Jesus said, "Cool."

Luke Skywalker said, "Now, try attacking those Stormtroopers."

So Jesus used his lightsaber and destroyed several Stormtroopers at once.

Jesus said, "Wow, I did it."

Luke Skywalker said, "Good job Jesus."

Jesus said, "Thanks."

God said, "Wow, that is some great career.

Jesus said, "Maybe I can become the king of Pride Rock."

So Jesus picture himself being the king of Pride Rock and all of the people cheering for him.

Jesus said, "Or, maybe I can be a Pokemon master."

Jesus made another fantasy of him being in a Pokemon battle.

Jesus said, "Alright Pikachu, I choose you."

Pikachu said, "Pikachu."

Hitler said, "Oh really, alright Caterpie, come on out."

Caterpie said, "Caterpie."

Jesus said, "Pikachu, use quick attack."

Pikachu tried to use his quick attack.

Hitler said, "Caterpie quick, dodge it."

Caterpie dodges Pikachu quick attack.

Jesus said, "Pikachu, thunderbolt."

Pikachu quickly uses thunderbolt on Caterpie, causing it to faint."

Jesus said, "Yes, victory is mine."

God said, "Wow, a Pokemon master."

Jesus said, "Yep and maybe I like to be one of the Powerpuff Boys and help people in Townsville.

So Jesus picture his mind of him and the Powerpuff Girls saving Townsville.

Jesus said, "Maybe, the Prince of Denmark."

Jesus picture himself being the Prince of Denmark.

Jesus said, "Or possibly the Prince of Equestria."

Jesus then picture his mind of being the Prince of Equestria with all of his ponies friends.

God said, "Wow son, that is a lot of career."

Jesus said, "Yeah, if I was down there, I would have a great job."

God said, "Well just remember, it not about which job you get the most, it how you play the game."

Jesus said, "Thanks dad."

God said, "Anytime son."

So God left and Jesus continued on his organizing.

Jesus whispered and said, "Someday."

The End.