But I'm Perfect, Darling

by WAS HALFSUN MOVING ACCOUNTS

"I'm the picture of perfection: selfless, brave, loyal, and beautiful, of course. And I believe that one day, StarClan will come to its senses and grant me a prophecy." Young warrior Cherryfall is a self-centered beauty when she stumbles across a prophecy. Believing it's about her, she embarks on a journey to save the clans. But it's not all about her, this time around.

Prologue: Introducing Ms. Perfect

I may not have a prophecy about me (yet), and I may not have saved the clans (again, yet) but trust me: I'm the most wonderful cat you'll ever meet. I'm kind. I'm brave. I'm strong and caring and cooperative, sweet and tough, patient but fiery. I am many things, don't worry. And if you don't like the picture of perfection (aka moi) then you can just leave. No one likes you anyway.

But everybody loves me. Honest.

Because I'm perfect, darling. Everybody loves perfection. Everyone loves Cherryfall, the sweet, charming young she-cat, the selfless, beautiful warrior, the intelligent and strong-minded feline... The list goes on.

And it's my first time at the Gathering as a warrior, which apparently makes me eligible to about 90% of the male cat population. To further reinforce that fact, I strut across the island, wiggling my hips, casting sensual glances over my shoulder at some lucky young looker. She-cats better hold onto their mates tonight.

"Excuse me, but what's your name?"

"I'm sorry, I just can't help but notice how... beautiful you are."

"StarClan, I love you."

Everybody stares in awe at me, at the lithe, light brown tabby with the slightly speckled spots (which I am immensely proud of, by the way. Speckles like those don't come around everyday) and the warmest pair of amber eyes they've ever seen. They follow the swaying of my hips and I trot back and forth (I might be showing off, just a tad) and the slight flick of my tail. I have an amazing tail, by the way. Fluffy, long, and absolutely gorgeous.

I'm perfect in every single way, honey. It's not going to be long before StarClan conjures up some prophecy about me or sends me on a mission to save the clans.

So, what do you think?

I know what you're thinking: another story, Sun? ANOTHER ONE?!

I'm sorry but I just had the inspiration for this... ahhh. And don't worry, the chapters won't all be her being all shmexy and stuff xD.