Greeting, guys, gals, and non - binary pasls.

I will not be sorry for this.

This has been on my mind ever since I saw that trailer for that movie, and I've only managed to get myself to read the first book, and it was bad, I'll tell you all that.

Even if it's a drabble, wanted to put it out there. Even if it's not a lemon or what ever new lingo is in these days. Just be grateful you don have to read :

I knot my fingers together, staring at them hard, trying to conceal my goofy grin. Perhaps he's near-sighted, my subconscious has reared her somnambulant head. Where was she when I needed her?

Fourth installment for Valentine's day Fication 2018.


"Why did you wanted to see that movie for Valentine's day?" Gabriel asked incredulously as they left the Landmark theaters.

"Well, to be fair, we did flip a coin, and I'm glad you've haven't cheated to get out of this, which was good."

"I still think this was a waste of time, we could have seen the Kingsman movie. Now that could have been a good time."

"You could have seen it, and I could have seen my own movie, then we wouldn't have a date."

They kept walking. "It was grossly inaccurate." Gabriel said.

"In what way?" A hint of coyness to her voice.

"Clearly that oaf is just masking what he claims to be BDSM to trap her, she's naive enough, somehow, as a graduating collage student. He doesn't even uses the full extent of his playroom!"

"Because it's not a porno we're watching this time?"

Gabriel raised his bushy eyebrows towards her. "He was a stalker, going all the way to her place of work, premeditated, I might add, bought stuff that he clearly was going to used on her. I'm just glad it ended with her leaving."

"Clearly you didn't get the point of me wanting to see the film." Claire wrapped her arms around her - well, not husband just yet, but close to it.

"So, what was the point?"

"I wanted something special to do on our honeymoon, and now you know a bit more of what's not BDSM friendly behavior, you can figure out what works for us."

He grinned as he held her tight, lifting them up into the air, towards their home.