Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or its characters.
Summary: She needed a map, but he didn't want to make her one.
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That's it, she was officially lost. The middle of the sea, no map, no compass and the worst sense of direction among the three goddesses. How worse could it get? A bolt of lightning suddenly jolted in the background. She had to open her big mouth didn't she?
Her boat wasn't far from land, as a large, oddly shaped tower loomed in the distance. A goddess. Lost. That did wonders for her reputation. Not. The red head sighed and began sailing towards the awkward tower. Upon landing, an odd voice reached her ears.
"Who dares trespass on Tingle Island?!" It screeched, causing Din to look around wearily. "This is my island, and those who trespass must die!"
"Oh yes." Din began sarcastically, "I'm shaking in me boots." The way this guy dressed, thebe acussation she had for him was that he was gay. "What are you? Gay?" The green-garbed man gasped dramatically.
"How dare you mock Tingle?" Tingle yelled, Din rolling her eyes as her head rested on her hand on her cheek. "Must you be that way? Leave Tingle's Island now or Tingle will make you suffer the ultimate consequences!"
"I suggest you shut your pie hole before I shut it for you!" Din let out, sighing as silence ensued, "Now, I would like to know why you honestly believe that this island belongs to you."
"B-because Tingle found this island, therefore it belongs to Tingle!" Tingle's dramatic gasp was just too much for Din, "Now please! Leave!"
"Hey, I need a map before I go anywhere." Din said in a matter-of-fact way.
"Did I hear you say… Map?" Tingle asked, suddenly interested, "Well, I can. For a fee."
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Random, I know.