Sixteen year old Eric Cartman trudged through the snow as fast as his four hundred fifty-eight pound, five eleven body could carry him, which honestly wasn't very fast. He was trying to avoid being late to school because he knew it would leave a bad impression on his crush Wendy Testaburger. He played it off like he didn't care about her, actually, he acted like he hated her, when in reality, he loved her more than a fisherman loves fishing on a light drizzly morning when the sun has just started to reach its peak. He loved her ever since the time she kissed him in the third grade, however, there was something, or rather someone, standing in his way; Stan Marsh.
Stan grew up to be a pretty attractive feller even if he was the certified "bad boy" of the school.
When he was younger, no one would have guessed that Stan would have turned out the way he did, he had always seemed like the golden child, he made small children and adults alike smile like children on Christmas morning when the snow starts to fall softly on the already white ground.
Now he was a little hellion, always getting into trouble and sassing the teachers, he was like Craig Tucker was in elementary school only worse.
However, despite his bad boy on the outside, inside he was still the sweet, sensitive, animal loving golden child who tried to do the right thing, however, he only showed that side to a few select people, his still super best friend Kyle being one of them.
Kyle was still the temperamental do-gooder that he always was, it annoyed Stan to no end whenever he lectured him about not listening to the teachers, often times they had falling outs, but they had always managed to get back together. Over the years, Kyle didn't grow much, but no one was that surprised despite the fact Kyle was an inch or so taller than the rest of his friends at age ten. Being one of the taller kids in elementary school, it really bummed him out to find out that he was the shortest boy in high school, and it made his short temper even worse.
One time, Kenny made a short joke against Kyle, which resulted in Kyle pushing a porta-potty on top of Kenny, squishing him like a bug.
However, like he always did, Kenny came back to life. Over the years, Kenny's perversion grew worse, sometimes border-lining on creepy, one time he and Clyde Donovan made a pact to sleep with everyone on the school, so far, Kenny was winning by a landslide. Despite his flaws however, he still had a good and selfless heart.
Eric Cartman, well, Eric Cartman had only grown larger in size, but on the bright side, he wasn't as bad as he was when he was a kid. Sure he still had psychopathic tendencies, but he wasn't trying to do anything extreme like exterminate all the Jews or cooking his own father into chili again.
He continued walking to school when something caught his eye, a box of doughnuts right in his path. A normal person would have passed these doughnuts up, deeming them unfit to eat seeing as how they were on the ground, but not Eric Cartman. He walked up to the doughnuts and to his surprise, saw that the box was unopened. To his even bigger surprise, there were four doughnuts in the box, four doughnuts that had icing matching his and his friends' favourite colours.
He grabbed the red one and quickly shoved it all in his mouth at once, he started to reach for another one when he got an idea, he could give these doughnuts to his friends, he laughed when he imagined the look on Kyle's face when he told he had eaten a doughnut off the ground. He knew Kenny wouldn't care about eating ground doughnuts, and Stan probably wouldn't care either, but if he wanted Kyle to eat the doughnut, then he would have to give everyone a doughnut so it wouldn't look suspicious.
He quickly snapped the lid of the box shut to resist temptation, and he sprinted, well for him, it was more of a power walk, the rest of the way to school, arriving just as the bell rang.
"Glad to see you made it on time...for once." Mrs Barrick, the homeroom teacher said to Cartman, peering at him over her half-moon glasses.
"Yea, yea." Cartman said with a dismissive wave of his hand before turning to Kenny.
"Would you like a doughnut, Kinny?" He asked, propping the box of doughnuts up on his desk.
"Sure!" Kenny said with a smile, unsurprisingly, reaching for the orange one.
"Hey, give me a doughnut, Fat ass." Stan said.
"Okay, but you better not get any hippy germs on it." Cartman said sternly as Stan reached over and grabbed the blue doughnut.
"Oh and I guess the Jew rat wants one too." Cartman said, throwing the last doughnut at Kyle before he could say anything.
"Uh, thanks." Kyle said taking a bite of the last doughnut, this one was green. He eye-balled Cartman suspiciously, wondering why he was being so nice to them, he was hardly ever nice, especially when it came to sharing his food.
"Ha ha you stupid Jew! I found those doughnuts on the ground!" Cartman exclaimed after Kyle had finished eating it. Ah, so there it was, the dick-headed Cartman that everyone knew and hated.
"You fucking fat ass!" Kyle fumed, standing up on his desk and balling his hands up into fists.
"Calm down Kahl, they were in the box." Cartman said, unfazed by Kyle's outburst, he was used to it.
"Calm down? Calm down? You found those on the GROUND they could have had DRUGS inside of them or something!" Kyle exclaimed.
"Geez Kyle, you're starting to sound like Tweek." Cartman said.
"He doesn't sound like me, gah!" Bebe, well, Bebe's body, exclaimed, twitching slightly. Last week, Bebe and Tweek somehow switched bodies with a Science experiment gone wrong, and so far no one knew a way to switch them back.
Crazy stuff was always happening in South Park, sometimes stuff even crazier than Tweek and Bebe switching bodies. However, what Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan did not know, was that something bizarre was soon going to happen to the four of them, something that would change the course of their lives forever.
A/N: Sorry for making Stan a "bad-boy" I wanted to do something a bit different than the usual jock he is portrayed as in most fics.
Also, sorry for the wonky story structure, it will probably get better when everyone has their own chapters, this was just like an introduction chapter thing with Cartman being in the centre of it.
I may or may not further delve into Bebe's and Tweek's body switch, I don't know yet.
Anyway, thank you so much for reading.