"Would you stop screaming and run you stupid bitch!"
Vash and Roderick were sitting in Roderick's living room watching some movies that America let them borrow for Halloween. Right now they were watching "Friday The 13th" and Vash was getting pissed off at the sex scenes, girls screaming, and tripping over themselves trying to run away.
Roderick sighed and yanked Vash back down into his seat by his shirt.
"This is the twelfth time you have yelled at the movie Vash, they can't hear you."
Vash glared at him then back at the movie.
"Well I'm sorry that I can't keep my mouth shut while watching these stupid bitches try to get away!"
Roderick rolled his eyes as Vash freaked out when the main character didn't shoot Jason again to make sure he was dead.
"Just because he's not moving doesn't mean he's dead!"
Roderick sighed and reached out to grab Vash's shirt again; sadly Vash was sitting down himself and ended up grabbing his ass instead of his shirt. Vash blushed and jumped back and turned to Roderick.
"W-what the hell?"
Roderick jumped up and tried to explain himself.
"I-I didn't mean to I was trying to pull you down and you sat down."
Both jumped as there was a knock at the door. Vash walked out of the living room to answer the door. A few seconds later he walked back in and grabbed his handgun.
"Gilbert?"
"yup."
Vash ran back to the door and two shots were heard. Vash came back and plopped on the sofa. Roderick sighed and sat next to him.
"Did you get him?"
Vash smirked.
"yup, twice in the ass."
Roderick couldn't help but laugh at the thought of Gilbert getting shot in the ass. Vash smiled at the laughing Austrian. It's been forever since he saw Roderick laugh; it was good to see he still has feelings. When Roderick finally calmed down they both noticed that the movie was over. Vash reached for two DVD's on the coffee table.
"Okay what now? Texas Chainsaw Massacre or House of 1000 Corpses?"
Roderick looked between the two and grabbed Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Vash smirked and grabbed the DVD from him and went to the DVD player to change the disks. He bent over and gave Roderick a good view of his ass making him blush. Roderick tried not to stare as Vash switched the disks and pressed play. Vash walked back over to Roderick and instead of sitting on the couch he sat on his lap.
Roderick stuttered as Vash made himself comfortable and rested his head on Roderick's shoulder.
"V-Vash!"
Vash just smirked and watched the movie. Roderick blushed as he tried to make himself comfortable with the Swiss on his lap. Vash shifted in his spot purposely rubbing against Roderick's vital regions and making him softly moan.
"Vash…"
Vash looked back at Roderick and was thrown off his spot and on the couch with Roderick over him.
"W-what-!"
Vash was interrupted when Roderick roughly kissed him; shoving his tongue into the Swiss' mouth. Vash moaned and wrapped his arms around Roderick's neck. Roderick broke the kiss and started to unbutton Vash's shirt; Vash sat up and glared at Roderick.
"Wait a minute! Who said you could top?"
Roderick growled and pushed Vash back down and bit his neck making Vash moan loudly.
"You did this so now this is your punishment."
Vash mumbled as Roderick removed his shirt.
"If this is my punishment I will do this more often."
Roderick growled and shoved three fingers into Vash's mouth.
"Shut up and suck!"
As this was happening neither noticed a certain albino was recording the whole scene from the window near them.
"The only way this could more awesome is if I was in there!"
Gilbird chirped in agreement from Gilbert's head.