Disclaimer: I am too sleepy to own OHSHC so there.
Summery: As their little pageboy/girl of course if one of said host were to fall asleep she would have to wake them. Haruhi X Various (all lol)
Happy Reading. I hope I didn't take anyone's idea
Chapter 1: Tamaki.
It was one of the most average days in the host club except for one thing. Tamaki passed out. Apparently he stayed up all night on researching commoner ways to impress Haruhi but all that knowledge was wasted as he slept the sound fully on the couch before the club started. All the hosts we're there. The twins were off planning something evil as usual, Hani was eating cake while his companion watched solemnly, and Haruhi had found her little study corner. And of course Kyouya was on his laptop planning the day away when he noticed the biggest profit giver was fast asleep. How much did he dread waking up his dear friend, so with a hidden smile he came up wit a simple yet efficient plan.
"Haruhi" Kyouya spoke to her as he typed away on his laptop, " Go wake up Tamaki. We're going to be opening in a few minutes and I don't want our guests to come in staring at his drool." She said coolly.
"Why can't you?" she asked annoyed at the fact of his laziest when it came down to people "Are you not his best friend. You're probably setting me up for disaster"
Kypuya looked up from his laptop and gave her on of his wicked smiles. " Oh Haruhi, your right who am I to try to help you lower your dept. And here I was going to cut your dept by a third. Of course I should have asked you first but if you really don't want to…" he trailed off with a more sinister smile on his face when she interrupted him
"Fine. She said flatly as she laid her book on the chestnut side table. She walked over to the couch where Tamaki was and started to genteelly shake him. But he wouldn't budge.
"Tamaki, wake up." She started to shake him more roughly but she got no response.
"Tamaki!" she said a little louder but then the most surprising thing happened. He grabbed her arm and tugged her towards him smothering her in his embrace. She was trying to struggle her way out but it didn't work. All the hosts were watching closely to see what was going to happen, and that only made her blush with embarrassment. Tamaki was going to pay.
Tamaki!" She shouted once again but only made him act more vicious. He grabbed her head and started to dig his into her neck. As he proceeded to act strange she proceeded trying to shove him off of her without having to punch his lights out. He stared to leg lock her and tuck in her arms underneath his so the tippy top of her finger were touching his groin which made her cry a little thinking she was going to lose her virginity to a sleeping man as she figured out couldn't move any more. He started to rub his neck up and down hers and let little moans escape him. Everyone was getting more and more jealous by the second (even though they won't show it) as he start to rub his hands on her back making her more and more red (which she does not get!) The hosts we're just as astonished when he started to speak in a soft low tone.
"Don't leave. I love you…."
They all had to blink a few times before it really did click and stared at Haruhi who was unable to speak or move. But with a soft grin she actually started to form a word upon her lips. "Tamaki…"
He held her tighter, " Don't leave Antoinette!" (His precious dog lol)
The whole room shared awkward silence then the twins busted out laughing, Hani and more made a amused smile as Kyouya was trying to put up a amused face too.
"Too rich tono!" The twins snickered
Now Haruhi was pissed. She managed to get a free hand and grabbed the book on the table and smacked him in the back of his head
"Ouch!!!" he screamed as he blinked a few times then realized Haruhi was laying down next to him. Their bodies we're still intertwined as he began to panic some more but as we all know it he could make this situation for his own benefit.
"Oh how lovely daughter wants to sleep with daddy" he said in his prince-like voice.
"Oh how lovely, daddy wants to go to jail for raping his little girl" she replied with a fake smile. At that point Tamaki released her to go to his corner of woe just the customers came in. And the rest of the day went… I guess smoothly with a few tears here and broken teacups there. Brotherly love acts now and then, but come on this is their family.
NOTES FROM AUTHERESS: So I hope you like it it's about 1:41 and I woke up and started typing so I better get a few reviews of appreciation lol (oh My real name is Antoinette so this chapppie give me a little soft spot for Tamaki even though I prefer Haruhi to choose one of the other hosts lol)
If you want to send me any suggestions you can go ahead . I can't do this all on my own lol. And I been reading and it seems not a lot of good writers who have great ideas but are keeping them to themselves have been writing lately T-T so if you love us… Please make more fanfics lol. Happy reading!!!!