A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book The Twelfth: The Zymotic Zone
The word 'zymotic' as the words 'volunteer', 'noble', and 'organization' can define a lot of things. 'Volunteer' can mean "someone who helps out freely", or it can mean "someone typing out this woeful tale for the general public to know all about V.F.D". 'Noble' also defines a lot of things. It has the definition of "a person who's very brave to stand up to Count Olaf" or it can signify " someone or something that does excellent deeds" or 'noble' can even mean "a person of any type in a high rank or title". This means any wicked person can be noble as long as they are in a high rank of an organization. 'Organization' commonly stands for "group", but it can represent "the act of organizing", "the way the parts of something work together", or, referring to many villains, "a troupe of evil people united to steal fortunes from orphans".
'Zymotic' indicates, a word which here means "defines", "the act of fermentation". 'Fermentation' is the word that has many definitions. One of them is "the change of chemicals". Another meaning is "to excite". The last definition is "change of feeling when one gets somewhere", and that is exactly what the Baudelaires felt as they entered the taxi of Kit Snicket.
The Baudelaires had just come from the Queequeg, a submarine where they met Captain Widdershins and Phil, two members of a noble organization. They also met the Captain's stepdaughter, Fiona, a mean, cruel, unstable girl who joined Count Olaf just to be with her brother, Fernald, and search for her stepfather. Only Klaus was gullible enough to trust her. (A/N: No offense to any Fiona fans)
Everyone was quiet in the taxi. The Baudelaires heard Mr. Poe, a banker, running after the taxi, yelling "Come back here!" and stopping to cough every now and then. What they didn't now was that Mr. Poe couldn't be trusted…Anyways, Kit decided to break the silence.
"Baudelaires, I know you're probably tense because of everything that's happening," said Kit.
Violet Baudelaire was fifteen, and loved inventing.Since Violet was the eldest; she celebrated her fifteenth birthday at the Queequeg, and was so used to talking to adults, she decided to ask Kit a question. However, just as she opened her mouth to say something, Kit interrupted.
"I know you're probably full of questions, but the problem is, I can't answer all of them," Kit said.
"Why not?" asked Klaus. He was the middle Baudelaire, and a great researcher .He wondered why they couldn't get the answers to all their questions.
Kit sighed and replied, "You're just too young, and even if I could tell you, you'd be in great danger. If Count Olaf or anyone like him would get his hands on you Baudelaires, they'd kill you just to know everything we know."
"Fulsue?" Sunny asked. Sunny was the youngest Baudelaire, and often speaked in a way hard to understand. Only her siblings could understand her. Recently, she was interested in cooking, and she's always been interested in biting. By "Fulsue", she probably meant, "You mean that we came here for nothing?"
"Sunny!" whispered Klaus. Kit looked confused. "Sunny said that couldn't you tell us some information?" Klaus quickly said.
"Of course I can," said Kit.
Klaus decided to ask the first question. "Where are we going?" he asked.
"Hotel Denoument" responded Kit.
"Will we see Quigley Quagmire again?" questioned Violet. Quigley was a cartographer that Violet really, really cared for. She wanted to see him again.
"Of course. He's at the hotel", Kit said.
Violet struggled to keep her excitement hidden as Sunny asked the next question.
"V.F.D?" she asked.
Sometimes when you can't understand a person, and they say or do a simple thing, you feel like you CAN understand them. For instance, if a waiter who wears a salmon costume and couldn't say anything because of his depressing job suddenly gives you a letter to decode, you can safely assume he is one of us.
When Sunny said "V.F.D", she meant a lot of things and all of them were clear. She meant "What is V.F.D?" She also meant "What does it do?" And finally, she asked the toughest question to answer, "Will we ever learn the mysteries of the Baudelaire mansion, and find out if one of our parents is alive?" and that was one question ANYONE could understand.
Ha…I left u in suspense. Plz review and tell me if u like it. Ohh and I'm not trying to copy Lemony Snicket's writing style, I'm just trying to make up theories and give the meanings of words and phrases. BTW, when Sunny said 'fulsue', it was an anagram 4 something. Tell me what it's an anagram 4. (Hint: read the part where she says it)