PokeDigi-Gameshow
DeathKnight: I'm back! This time I'm doing a gameshow!
Togepi, tell our contestants what they will be playing for!!!
Togepi: They will be playing for a 1 of a kind Davis or Ash Basher! This virtual hammer will take you to a virtual version of the real world, except you can kill
Ash or Davis by only saying togi-togi. Back to you, DK!
DeathKnight: Ok. Let's meet the contestants!
1) Misty. She hates Ash… Or does she?
Misty walks out.
Misty: NO I DO NOT LIKE ASH KETCHUM!
DeathKnight: I know… You love him…
Misty: What?????
DeathKnight: Nothing.
2) Kari. Is constantly stalked by Davis.
Kari walks out.
Kari: Hi everyone!
3) TK. Wants Davis dead.
TK walks out.
TK: What? Where's Davis? HE MUST DIE!
DeathKnight: See what I mean?
4) Jessie. Is with Team Rocket.
Silence.
DeathKnight: Jessie!
Silence.
DeathKnight: JESSIE! GET OUT HERE ALREADY!!!!
Silence.
DeathKnight talks into a walkie-talkie.
Security guards carry Jessie in.
Jessie: Watch it!
SG: Why do why gotta?
Jessie: Just let me go.
SG: Okay.
Security Guards toss Jessie into an electric chair.
An evil force turns it on, killing Jessie.
Everyone stares at DeathKnight.
DeathKnight: It wasn't me! I swear! Hey! Let's start the game!
ROUND 1: Senseless Questions
DeathKnight: Question #1.
If I had 8 cloud phones, what purple light bulb would die?
Kari: Martha Stewart?
DeathKnight: Correct!
Kari: Yes! One more step to killing Davis!
DeathKnight: Uh huh. Question #2.
When Mr. Pickle died, which star would boogie?
Kari: You?
DeathKnight: Yes! Kari I on a roll! 1 more! Question #3.
If Ash fell down, who would have no eyes?
Misty: Brock?
DeathKnight: Yes! Question #4.
Why is Davis alive?
TK: I thought these were senseless questions!
DeathKnight: They are.
TK: Point made.
Misty: He's on life support?
DeathKnight: Yes!
OK! Last Question!
Why is ducktape cool?
Togepi: Cuz you said so!
DeathKnight: Yes!
For that question, Togepi wins!
Everyone (except DeathKnight and Togepi): HEY!
DeathKnight: Oh… OK… everyone gets a hammer…
All: But I thought-
DeathKnight: You thought wrong. Now!
DeathKnight grabs virtual sniper.
DeathKnight: Let's kill us some Ash & Davis!
All: YAY!
Everyone runs out of the building looking for the moron's hospital.
Jessie wriggles.
Someone shoots her.
Voice #1: Oh crap!
Voice #2: What?
Voice #1: I shot Jessie!
Voice #2: So?
Voice #1: Point made.
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Theme Song, then Credits.
On half screen, it shows Davis and Ash getting smashed into oblivion.
TK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DeathKnight: Less talk, more kill.
Ash (weakly): I beg to differ…
All: NERD! KILL IT!
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DeathKnight: I'm back! This time I'm doing a gameshow!
Togepi, tell our contestants what they will be playing for!!!
Togepi: They will be playing for a 1 of a kind Davis or Ash Basher! This virtual hammer will take you to a virtual version of the real world, except you can kill
Ash or Davis by only saying togi-togi. Back to you, DK!
DeathKnight: Ok. Let's meet the contestants!
1) Misty. She hates Ash… Or does she?
Misty walks out.
Misty: NO I DO NOT LIKE ASH KETCHUM!
DeathKnight: I know… You love him…
Misty: What?????
DeathKnight: Nothing.
2) Kari. Is constantly stalked by Davis.
Kari walks out.
Kari: Hi everyone!
3) TK. Wants Davis dead.
TK walks out.
TK: What? Where's Davis? HE MUST DIE!
DeathKnight: See what I mean?
4) Jessie. Is with Team Rocket.
Silence.
DeathKnight: Jessie!
Silence.
DeathKnight: JESSIE! GET OUT HERE ALREADY!!!!
Silence.
DeathKnight talks into a walkie-talkie.
Security guards carry Jessie in.
Jessie: Watch it!
SG: Why do why gotta?
Jessie: Just let me go.
SG: Okay.
Security Guards toss Jessie into an electric chair.
An evil force turns it on, killing Jessie.
Everyone stares at DeathKnight.
DeathKnight: It wasn't me! I swear! Hey! Let's start the game!
ROUND 1: Senseless Questions
DeathKnight: Question #1.
If I had 8 cloud phones, what purple light bulb would die?
Kari: Martha Stewart?
DeathKnight: Correct!
Kari: Yes! One more step to killing Davis!
DeathKnight: Uh huh. Question #2.
When Mr. Pickle died, which star would boogie?
Kari: You?
DeathKnight: Yes! Kari I on a roll! 1 more! Question #3.
If Ash fell down, who would have no eyes?
Misty: Brock?
DeathKnight: Yes! Question #4.
Why is Davis alive?
TK: I thought these were senseless questions!
DeathKnight: They are.
TK: Point made.
Misty: He's on life support?
DeathKnight: Yes!
OK! Last Question!
Why is ducktape cool?
Togepi: Cuz you said so!
DeathKnight: Yes!
For that question, Togepi wins!
Everyone (except DeathKnight and Togepi): HEY!
DeathKnight: Oh… OK… everyone gets a hammer…
All: But I thought-
DeathKnight: You thought wrong. Now!
DeathKnight grabs virtual sniper.
DeathKnight: Let's kill us some Ash & Davis!
All: YAY!
Everyone runs out of the building looking for the moron's hospital.
Jessie wriggles.
Someone shoots her.
Voice #1: Oh crap!
Voice #2: What?
Voice #1: I shot Jessie!
Voice #2: So?
Voice #1: Point made.
___________________________________________
Theme Song, then Credits.
On half screen, it shows Davis and Ash getting smashed into oblivion.
TK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DeathKnight: Less talk, more kill.
Ash (weakly): I beg to differ…
All: NERD! KILL IT!
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