Hello readers! Although I am busy enough wrtiting my other fic-

Hanako: NO YOU AREN'T! YOU'RE JUST BEING LAZY!

Shut up, Baka! You don't get a say in this!!!! Anyway, although I am busy-

(Hanako: coughreading fanficscough)

I'm going to write a new Fan fic. Send in your theories about any Naruto character, clan, or just anything, and I'll write a story about it. Now meet Hanako-chan, the lovely host of this show:

Hanako: Hi. Now that I'm the boss, let's annoy some characters!

Sasuke: Let me out of the story. Now.

Hanako: No, Baka! Now do the disclaimer!

Sasuke: Grrrr!

Do I need to remind you that Hanako-chan has the power to force you to make out with Lee?!?!?!

Sasuke: Uhhh… something doesn't own Naruto. So Don't Sue!

In story: italics (like this) mean thinking. CAPS MEAN SHOUTING. (Means I've got something to say.) Bold is me! (Hanako-chan)

Naruto Theory #1: Why Kakashi is late: He actually has to do the things he says.

All right! Let's begin, DATTEBAYO!

Kakashi Hatake sat in a tree, painting Konohagakure. How beautiful. He stood up stretching.

"Ah! I'm late for meeting my team. Oh well, I'll just have to explain. I do hope they understand." He teleported to the bridge and was greeted by Impassive, Anger, and Annoyed/Bored. "Ahaha, gomen, gomen, I needed to finish my painting of Kono-"

"YEAH RIGHT SENSEI! We've heard it all before. Quit making excuses!" screamed Sakura. Sasuke hned. A little hurt showed in Kakashi's face, but he quickly covered it, but not before Naruto noticed. The boy is sharp. After practice, Naruto was left to clean up the weapons. Kakashi decided to watch from a tree hidden. Naruto sighed.

"You know, I don't think Sasuke and Sakura were fair to Kakashi-sensei," he murmured, talking to his clone who was helping him pick up weapons. "You know what, I actually believed him, unlike them. And I'm not trying to suck up. He actually looked hurt. What can I do to make him feel better? I know!" He grabbed a giant katana (How the hell did that get there?) and scratched something in the dirt. Then, the last of the weapons put away, he grinned and ran home.

I wonder…thought Kakashi. He hopped down from the tree and examined the dirt. His eyes widened, then he grinned. Arigatou, Naruto. Arigatou Gozaimashta.

I BELIEVE YOU, AND I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR ART.

NARUTO

Oh how nice! That wasn't Kakanaru, though. That was just Naruto's kindness coming out.

Are you ever going to introduce me?

Oh sorry, I'd like you guys to meet Korihana Kaminari, my twin sister. She introduces the theme and stuff.

And now, myself. Hanako means Flower Girl. Korihana means Ice Flower. Hanako is my alter ego, and the Lightning twins will get their own story later. Kaminari means lightning. Sayonara! Ja ne! Sayonara AND Ja ne! Ha! One upped both of ya!

Korihana/Snow: Shut up.